ClaretFondu

Lambert need's eyes.

could even get stearman from wolves, hes better IMO

I said Rodger Johnson and now you said Rodger Johnson we have confirmation quick I'm going out to get his name on my shirt call me WHEN the deal goes through

Ahahahah :D

RJ is insane in the air though what we need!!!

I'd quite like to nick Curtis Davies and Roger Johnson seems alright, although he did turn up to training drunk once

Why would they sell Huth? He's a key player for them

Well Bent is a key player for......

Yeah, good point, I'm beat

I would only trade bent for ROBERT HUTH and Charlie Adam

Huth and Adam.

Then you can have bent.

Jermaine Jenas anyone?

Park the bus and set up the counter I guess. Just prepare for the humiliation and draws would feel like a cup win.

You do realise what a donkey punch is?..

I know EXACTLY what a donkey punch is

3-5-2? 

It's not **** FIFA!

So true, but i think we could draw at least one of them somehow.

If PL doesnt sign anyone im going to donkey punch him

Leroy Fer is amazing, but Everton have practically got him.

6ft 2 and good at tackling without decapitating people

His work-rate makes we want to shag him.

Bilbo Bannan should be replaced by Clark.

then we play baker----vlaar.

that would work.

Bannan had the effort.

Just not the ability.

At least Bannan tried.

Was Delph suspended or something?

And we need a midfielder built like a brick shithouse.

Why must we play like headless chickens in the first half?

Shite signings have left us immobile in this transfer window, Lerner had invested but unfortunately some of the signings just weren't up to scratch.

You can say you want him to spend again but isnt that what he did to get us into this mess? spend on the likes of all the high-earners, so if that continues then this will happen again in a couple of years, and again, and again

and again

and again

Probably ordering giant banners to be hung around the ground with those immortal words emblazoned on them "WE GO AGAIN".

OMG that is Hilarious XD

but are we going to do some dead-line day business or not?

KEA can pass a ball 5 yards without breaking someone's leg, picking up a red card and scoring an own goal.

So no.

ahahahahahahahahahah that is quality,

But didnt KEA score a good goal vs everton -> then it went down-hill from there, no?

He gets assists of assists right?

IS HE AVAILABLE FOR NEWCASTLE?

I'd take Bilbo Baggins over Ireland.

I'd rather panic spend than not spend at all?