ClaretFondu

flatter than my ex's chest 

let down by our lack of..............................................everything...

I hate it so much, but for some reason there are a LOT of girls there, who are all friendly and attractive.......I don't have a chance in hell with any of them but hey, it's worth a shot every morning

When a toddler is polite

When we do the rugby chant when we're winning by loads - like against Sunderland last season, absolutely hilarious!

And because I am addicted to the song "just can't get enough" - when we sing it for weimann it's really catchy and one of my favourite!

If your not confident, then just smash it low or down the middle.

Or don't flappin offer to take one in the first place

I'd quite like Aspas from Liverpool on loan for our creative player.

He tore up la liga didn't he? Scored against Real Madrid also.

Can't be on that high wages because he was bought from Celta Vigo who got promoted from the second Spanish league.

Is it possible?

Unused sub bemused me.....

Chuck on an attacker?

Teke motm for me, won lots of aerial battles and scored!

It's not the league position, it's the football, he's been managing for 2 years nearly....

And apart from hoof ball there is not a soul on this planet who could identify a single tactic that Lambert uses.

If we stay up this season then it will be due to lucky points, and next season we will get annihilated.

Loan might be art of the Wells deal :>

"I do like a good sing a long in the shower."

.....Was the last entry to my Jewish granddads Diary.

Lambert would be so arrogant and stubborn to not play Helenius over Weimann....

Pontius Wernbloom from CSKA?

V.good aerially, decent at passing.

Dives into tackles about 10x worse than Delph though....

Took the lead

shut up the shop

nothing more i could ask

I watch loads League 2 games, and I find it unbelievable that Lambert thought Bowery was the biggest prospect....

Matt McClure of Wycombe was easily the best young striker in my opinion.

Rest of the signings have been very average, I personally don't think the signings have been as bad as people make out, our tactics make them look worse.

Wilfred Bouma is a free agent.....

We will win 25-0 and sign Iniesta and Isco for KEA and Bennett,

But seriously we will lose, but I don't mind as long as we can fathom anything going forward and score a goal. Which is something we are simply incapable of doing.

We play ridiculous formations sometimes, honestly some of our formations you couldn't create on football manager....

Helenius said that his best position is behind the striker..... Pretty much AM? We just don't play him.

I swear we play a 4-3-3? So there is really no need for an AM unless we play a 4-2-3-1 which we did a few times last season.

Wingers who love to take players on and shoot are needed in my opinion. Tonev loves too, shame he's diabolical at it...

Bryan Ruiz, Giaccherini, de guzman seeing as Swansea only have him on loan, some achievable creative players.

Plus an experienced cb, Moisander, Hangalaand,john o shea/wes Brown

If not - for god sake Lambert promote some youth players.

Like an academy CB instead of Herd...

We had 10 players in their half on the attack, the ball somehow got to a palace shirt after a clearance hugging the touchline, he played a simple ball down our right channel, Gayle picked it up with only Delph back who showed him inside on his right foot to have the time and freedom to curl one into the top corner from 20 yards

Ok, thanks mate. So we were trying to win the game and got caught?

Sounds like Guzan had no chance, but should Delph have been able to prevent the goal?

We should never have committed that many men forward in the first place, palace were the better side and a point would have sufficed

And yes Gayle was on his left and under no pressure, even though delph was 2ft away from him, turned to his right foot, with all the time in the world, curled it, Guzan, absolutely no chance....

I remember reading somewhere that Helenius's best position is behind the striker, where we lack creativity.... And he's 6ft5 which means he can hold it up

Absolutely unbelievable that we bought on Bowery, in such a big game too.

Why were we even chasing the game that much, to leave a player 1v2? They were easily the better team so a draw would have been fine....

But kamikazee Clarke thought he was neymar....

We need a player who runs at players, like Ben arfa, Bolasie, etc

Lerner can @$%& off and Lambert with his aimless tactics...

If Leandro Bacuna is playing LM and this guy is playing LB, we will have Bacuna Luna! 

Not relevant to anything, just putting it out there