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30 minutes ago, The_Steve said:

He’s such a colossal clearing in the woods. What an embarrassing weirdo he is. 

maybe he's had a cease and desist letter about talking about cease and desist letters? :-0

1 minute ago, Mic09 said:

They will win the French league, and get to CL quarters/semis. Forever and ever. 

But I thought small heath were going to win league one next year?

Maybe I've missed something, and I know he can call himself whatever he wants, but when did Dele Alli lose his surname? According to sky they have 'special guest Dele', has he checked down the back of the sofa? that's where I tend to find things I lose.

4 minutes ago, Rds1983 said:

the wife bought me a goonies 'never say die' t shirt yesterday, gonna have to bin it now  and we know that sloth would win a best looking fan award down there

21 minutes ago, HKP90 said:

"Asbestos spillage in the middle aisle"

Barry Fry could do the grand opening. and urinate in the centre aisle, the piddle of lidl

i know it's probably just me, but the fact 'old spice' is supporting her husband means that he couldn't possibly have done anything wrong, cause she's all girl power, and zigga zigga arr???

52 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

It's the greatest comedy on earth.

The problem I have, is it's like 'The Office', I laugh, but then feel guilty for laughing, then I just think of the words of a much better man than me, and 'I just pity the fools' BA Baracus, 'The A' Team (1983-1987)

5 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

I have to hold my hands up on this one, repeated something without checking it myself and it was BS

Guessing it was less then? No-one would pay more surely??

my Negroni 

After watching one series of 'The Wire' my standard response to questions where I could answer in the affirmative was this, 'True Dat', I'm a 53 yr old white male, one of my brothers questioned my choice of response, I explained about the wire, still don't think he's watched it yet, hey ho

With Wagner and Brady 'in town' I'm sure Rodney (copperplate writing) will be out with them on the pull up town tonight, lock away your grandmas :-0

4 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

Wonder how much time this cycles Mark Hughes will get at Newcastle?

I'm really sorry, read this too many times, little bit pissed, little bit stoned (probably slightly more than 'little'), but I have no idea what this means

1 hour ago, sidcow said:

12 posts in 12 years.   You certainly pick your comments

i'm positiively prolific last few years  lol 

36 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said:

ah well, don't think i'll be off to footie tonight. Got my shorts and red32 era home shirt on ready to leave then at the front door (and for the first time in my life) I sharted.

That was a really grim half an hour

 

welcome to the club

really surprised paul, " I'm a winker" tate hasn't been mentioned for canonhood 

I'm getting married in  10 weeks time in a church, :-0 needing recommendations for wedding hymns for non particularly religious people please

It was a sarcastic message about the amount of press that has been given to the fact that Almiron is obviously now the best player in the world 'just' because Jack Grealish criticised  him

5 hours ago, Tom13 said:

This post lost me completely I must say!

If Jacks agents aren't googling 'motivational speaker' 'big toothed fella from shallow hal' then they aren't earning their money, the fact that no-one has particularly listened to him for 27 years, doesn't seem to hamper the fact that he said something about some player who wasn't playing particularly well, who is now, according to press reports, the best player ever in the world, if that isn't enough proof then I don't know what is !!!!!!

Pretty sure I saw Bill Hicks at Birmingham Uni union thingy some 30 yrs ago, wasn't a member, but someone else was, a lot of time and alcohol has passed since then so can't be sure :-0

1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said:

What a great post to read . Put a smile on my face that did. Lovely dog by the way, I seen one a few months ago whilst out walking mine. Huge things. 

she is certainly a big girl, loves playing rough with big male rottweilers, loves being chased.

I've been on the site for years, but rarely post, and read most of your off topic posts over the years, usually make me smile, but often make me concerned, wishing you well mate 

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Hi, long term reader, first time poster

I'm 44, been a Villa fan since the age of 7, with a family of Villa fans with the only exception being my dad, who was a born and bred Newcastle fan. I was a season ticket holder for 18 years in the lower Witton, before moving away from Birmingham due to work, I have now returned to Birmingham and will probably sign up for a season ticket next year.