Hamburglar

Es gorra goo franksy

Martinez - good

cash/mings/chambers - average

digne - poor

luiz - average

mcginn / ramsey - very bad

coitunho/ buendia - poor

ings - average

Watkins - terrible

young - terrible

Gerrard - I was shocked to see the starting lineup and system was pretty much the same as last week and the substitutions were terrible. Very poor. 
Well be fortunate to win another game playing like this I don’t mean to be so gloomy. 

After the lows of relegation, the highs of challenging in the championship and the last day survival we have gone full circle to just making up the numbers in the premier league again. 

1 minute ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said:

It’s Saturday: did some work in the gardens went for a run, walked the dogs. Felt good. Turned my mind to the villa: hello usual Saturday blues. 

I’ve been doing a crossword with the game on in the background. 

Forget about the Liverpool job Steven 

Just now, Niall said:

Really, If we can't beat these at home, where is our next win coming from? 

If they take six points from us we deserve to go down I hate to say it.

Wow! The inevitable 

Just now, The_Steve said:

That was Watford wasting time

Excuse me five minutes have been wasted 

Just now, Demitri_C said:

Poor freekick. Shock horror

 

 

But we’ve wasted five minutes faffing about. That’s only enjoyable when you’re 4-0 up

Whatever system we’re trying to play over the last few games it’s not working and we look like we’re going through the motions. 

On 28/01/2022 at 09:40, Robtaylor200 said:

The unwritten rules for men to follow Try this test only 6, bet you get at least 5 right Urinal Test is for men to ace, You would be surprised at just how complex restroom etiquette is. You are to identify correctly the urinal which u should stand at when differing combinations of urinals are already occupied 1.) (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2.) (Urinal 1 occupied.) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 3.) (empty) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4.) (2, 4 and 6 occupied) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 5.) (2, 5 and 6 occupied) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 6.) (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | ================================================================   Correct Answers---------------- 1.) 6 - It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this. 2.) 6 - Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later. 3.) 1 or 6 - By choosing one of these, you are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me." 4.) 1 - You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium restrooms where the herd thunders in. 5.) 4 - Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples" you with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only we men would understand! 6.) NONE! - You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for god's sake! use a doored stall.* Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This isn’t a clubhouse. I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense. NO Singing. Period. Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".

 

Big un’s in the middle only

2 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said:

there’s a really easy way to avoid being killed by a shark.

In all seriousness though, these stories always annoy me a bit as they seem to highlight our arrogance as we seem to feel that we have a right to be anywhere, anytime on this planet when we do in fact cohabit with all these other species who have as much, if not more right to be in certain places, at certain times.

Like you know, a Great White Shark being in the ocean.

33 minutes ago, LondonLax said:

Technically Epstein was not a paedophile either. A paedophile is someone who is aroused by prepubescent children but as far as I'm aware all of the victims were teenage girls? The technical term for Epstein would be an "Ephebophile" I think.

I thought it was nonce 

10 minutes ago, rodders0223 said:

Insinuating a football is a smackhead or cokehead. When did this place become small heath alliance?

Sorry please forgive me Zulu Zulu Zulu 

1 hour ago, sparrow1988 said:

You're right, she's a **** and you never ****ing liked her

Something something pied piper 

4 hours ago, meregreen said:

So “ one of their own” isn’t even a f******g Brummie.

But he can drink in town 

mate 

4 hours ago, Phil Silvers said:

Doubt many fans are jealous and want their clubs to be anything like that organisation, that's what it is more so then being a football club. They have some good players and some nice passages of play though. 

The manager is a complete ****, most of the players celebrate goals with their team mates and barely acknowledge the crowd. Barely any of them have any affinity with the club or the area. 

I want us to be competing for champions League places and a chance at winning a throphies. The more teams that can take them on the better.

Really hoping Pep leaves when his contract is up, can't stand him but he is a good coach with good players, there's half a chance they may fall back in to the pack when he's gone.

The worst thing is the league has almost become like Scotland and Spain and the others, like any big business where all the money is at the top of the pyramid, a word so openly used now where it was not before, they didn't want us to kno who had all the money but they do not even care anymore.

Insufferable, patronising  bores just like the coach. And the fans have become the same sadly. I suppose that was inevitable, Man U fans were the same but I am enjoying their meltdowns on the radio and such these days.
 

13 hours ago, Lichfield Dean said:

Matt Neal is a legend though. Far more deserving of a mural than Jude is at this point in time. Maybe in a few years when Jude has won the Champions League a few times...

The desperation for a local hero around the Black Country is strange. He’s a good footballer but he hasn’t lived yet, get a bloody grip people.

If you play red dead on pc and are up fir a laugh try redm or fivem for gta fans.

Just now, rjw63 said:

This will cheer the unwashed up.

mate.

Just spotted on FB, posted by (of course) Radio WM...

He's one of our own!

Former Birmingham City midfielder Jude Bellingham is honoured in his home town of Stourbridge with a mural on a wall of the Ryemarket Shopping Centre.

 

Honoured for what exactly? He might be good at football but he's done **** all yet.

 

Utter turdchompers.

I read the story and hoped it was a mickey take, turns out it wasn’t. Embarrassing.

44 minutes ago, villa89 said:

To be fair to him it seems everyone under 30 is flat out on the blow these days. I went to the pub for a pint last night and it was like a snowstorm in the toilets. We used to put bleach on the cisterns in the good old days, took the nose off them 

What pub asking fir a friend

2 hours ago, rjw63 said:

Needed to be an amputee as well probably

 

I thought she’d had it chopped off. Maybe he hasn’t 

20 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

Meh, BBC Radio 4 had a programme on yesterday about poetry that stated competitive poetry recital was a shocking new thing invented in Chicago in the 1980’s.

 

As I said to my mate at the Eisteddfod back in 1150AD, I think that might be bollocks.

 

I don’t know if the BBC is having a real crash in standards, or more likely, us having more instant access to fact checking just shows up they were only ever an opinion peddling device.  

The standards at the bbc are awful to be fair. Try and read an article on their website to the end, I don’t bother with it anymore. 
Special dispensation goes to bbc 4 which can be decent at times. 

14 hours ago, mjmooney said:

This is my plan. 

Bwahahahaaaaa... 

was mine too until my kids mom decided to take it all for herself