Justin

A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for

adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."

The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later,

Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the

picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of

Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're identical twins! If you've seen Juan,

you've seen Ahmal."

boy:knock knock

mum:whos there

boy:boo

mum:boo who

boy: no need to cry its only a joke

Did you steal that one from Cresswell's Crap Joke Book :winkold:

What do you mean? That used to be my favourite joke too

33 but with the common sense of a 13 year old.

1972, can just remember becoming league champions