AustenTasseltine

Please not Curbishley.

They wouldn't would they?

Poor footballer.

A central midfielder that cannot pass a football is an utter joke.

How he has so many fans I have no idea.

Have no doubt that he'll be much improved on last year.

If he can recreate his Boro form for us we'll have a very handy player and another big goal threat on our hands.

Apparantly rumours in Holland are rife that Ronald Koeman is coming to us!! will post a link in a mo!

LINK: http://tinyurl.com/34psk64

No thanks, that would be a crap appointment!

Why?

I know very little about him but wondering why he would be such a disaster.

From what I remember:

Ajax: didn't do to well. Sacked or quit (can't remember)

Benfica: did alright in CL, didn't win league. Left for PSV before sacked

PSV: Won Erdivisie. Left for Valencia.

Valencia: quit with them doing badly (bottom half even maybe)

AZ: Shit, sacked

Not a brilliant record other than winning Dutch league with PSV- akin to winning SPL with Old Firm tbh.

Oops

*big pic*

NO way

I hate the bastards , hope he flops miserably for the words removed(nothing personal Mesut).

From F365:

"The willingness of the press to believe absolutely anything if it means a story never fails to amaze Mediwatch.

The Daily Mail website runs a story today announcing: 'Mesut Ozil apparently looks all set to join Manchester United - after the club's website placed a template of his profile among their first team.'

The story is based on a page that is doing the rounds on the internets, which does indeed have Ozil's name in the 'Profiles' section of the United site.

Now, Mediawatch saw the profile in question on Monday, and enjoyed joining in with some on the F365 Forum in mocking those taken in by it.

For this sort of thing happens quite a lot. Last season, for example, a profile of Juan Roman Riquelme appeared on Everton's website. They're either holding pages, or some cheeky webmaster having a bit of fun.

Indeed, if you go to the page in question here and alter the web address slightly, then you can have all sorts of fun. Replace the '3' with a '2' on the end, for example, and new Real Madrid signing Sami Khedira comes up. A '4' gives you Luis Fabiano. '6' announces the arrival of Wesley Sneijder. A '7' has Karim Benzema at the club.

So come on chaps - where are the stories about that lot signing on at United?"

Here

I see this has been pointed out :oops:

'only five weeks after he joined the club from Estrala da Amadora in the Portuguese third division.'

Blimey! That's one out of leftfield. Good business by Vit Guimarães.

The new Manucho?!

Do not for the life of me understand the NRC love in on here.

Awful technique, average passer, 2nd touch is more often than not a tackle and his positional play is dreadful. Plus he's an arrogant **** to boot.

Hope we ship him out.

Am I the only one who thinks Billy Davies?

Yes, I believe you are.

I bet Billy Davies thinks Billy Davies.

Billy Davies.

Jol would be my choice but the reason he wanted to leave Ajax for Fulham was lack of transfer funds and the board trying to sell his best players!

I doubt Rijkaard be interested. Would be great though.

Martinez is an interesting suggestion. He seems to have the scouting network and eye for a bargain that our financial position requires.

Really can't think of any other viable suggestions. Eriksson mightn't be the worst appointment. The football would possibly get worse though!