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C'mon villa, we can, no we have to win this one today
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We're going to win this. I can feel it, 0-2
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I feel physically sick after that. What a game.
UTV
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Is it just me or is the sponsor on the away kit claret, not red? Or maybe I'm just colour blind :?
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Now that's just nasty
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Away kit is NICE!
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man citeh fans are going into more oblivion than the blues fans
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That that you scum
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Come on boys! we gotta win this for so many reasons. Won't make a prediction though, because everyone I've made usually ends up the other way.
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Fantastic result. Bring on the scum. Still a strong possibility of finishing 4th
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40 million no less to man u, 60 million to citeh.
I'd rather just see him say to be honest.
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I think we will lose.
Makes sense you know. The worst team in the Premier League, all ready relegated, got nothing to play for and two of their best players out versus a team that is better in every single way, with no key players out and has something to really fight for.
Definate loss :|
Anyways, I'm going 3-0 villa.
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Heskey? Score? Someone call a doctor for Diego
Heskey will probably score a hat-trick or something along those lines now
3-0 Villa.
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To anybody saying we'll loose 4 or 5-0, you ain't villa fans.
Did you see the Sunderland game?
As a matter of fact, I didn't :oops:
But none the less, an actual Villa fan does not predict a 5-0 loss.
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To anybody saying we'll loose 4 or 5-0, you ain't villa fans.
1-0 Villa from Carew.
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Hope we win this one, so I can have a laugh at my Wolves supporting coach.
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Any lineups yet?
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Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward.. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Old but fantastic.
Here's a cringe worthy one;
A guy walks into a bar with tarmac under his arm and says to the bartender "One for me and one for the road".
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3-0 villa.
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Bring Sidwell on ffs.
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Friedel
Young Dunne Cuellar Warnock
Young Petrov Milner Downing
Gabby Fonz
My starting line up.
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I just made a fan page on Facebook -
i loved seeing frédéric piquionne shatter small heath's wembley dreams
HAHAHA! Everyone join it if you're on FB. :winkold:
Wow, there's a lot of fans already!
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Hahaha.
Bloody Pompey and they still can't make it to Wembley!
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Petrov MOM for me.
Match Thread - DO NOT TALK ABOUT STREAMS IN THIS THREAD
in PL: Liverpool h
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Stopped watching now. This is complete and utter garbage.