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How about another verse to the Paul McGrath song to be sang in honour of James Milner

On the bench m'Lord

On the bench

On the bench m'Lord

On the bench

On the bench m'Lord

On the bench

Oh Milner's on the bench

to the tune of yellow submarine;

to a club in manchester

went a man named james milner

and hes got a monkeys head

he peels bannanas with his feet

james milners got a **** monkeys head

a **** monkeys head

a **** monkeys head

james milners got.......etc etc

General, MON Randy and yourself have woken a sleeping giant these last few seasons lets keep it going I genuinely believe were on the verge of acheiving somthing special UTV

I could be wrong but ive just heard in his spare time carr licks the red bits of a baboons arse anyone ITK

Pretty sure that's just him licking his lips.

I stand corrected

I could be wrong but ive just heard in his spare time carr licks the red bits of a baboons arse anyone ITK

That "danny is a grass" banner looked like it was scribbled on an old piss stained bedsheet

It was the "rocket polisher" gesture he made to the north stand at the end of the game, or maybe he was just advertising his part time job

Roger Johnson should probably have held his tongue there. Making comments about how 'Martin should know the rules by now...' just make him look extremely silly and more than a little bitter.

what are the rules on squaring off on your own players

well said martin we've been thru every shit ref in the prem this season its about time we had one go our way

Craig Gardner says he can't wait to face Aston Villa in Birmingham City colours

Apr 22 2010 by Colin Tattum, Birmingham Mail

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CRAIG Gardner returns to Villa Park on Sunday determined to ignore all the hullaballoo surrounding his presence.

Gardner says he doesn’t know what kind of reception he’s likely to receive from Villa fans in the derby.

And he states that he wouldn’t go ‘over the top’ if he helped Blues win – or even scored a goal.

Gardner, a £3 million January transfer from Villa to Blues, says: “It is going to be a massive game, especially with me obviously being a Blues fan, and going to Villa Park and playing in the Blues strip. I just can’t wait.

“What sort of reception I get, that’s up to the fans. I’ve moved on. It’s nothing to do with the club.

“They were brilliant to me, and the manager was. I haven’t got a bad thing to say about Villa.

“If I get a bad reception, I’m not going to take it out on anyone. I’m just going to get on with it, just get on with the job.”

Gardner adds: “If I scored I wouldn’t celebrate over the top. Of course, it could be the last goal you score in your career so you’ve got to celebrate.

“If you score, you deserve the right to celebrate whether it’s at Villa, Man United, anywhere.

But I wouldn’t go over the top. I wouldn’t rub their noses in it. I’m not that sort of person. I remember Curtis Davies scored against West Brom for Villa and never celebrated.”

Another ex-Villa man will play for Blues, Liam Ridgewell. He has been back before, of course.

And his battle for supremacy with Villa’s wide players will be an intriguing contest.

Gardner says Ridgewell has been a star performer for Blues at left-back.

“Ridge is a really good athlete. He gets up and down and he is a great defender,’’ said Gardner.

“That is Ridge for you. He has always been that since he was younger and I was at Villa with him.

“He is a good player and to play a whole season in a new position takes some doing but fair credit to him.

“I know how he feels. It is hard to play out of position.

“I am a central midfielder and I’m playing on the right but you don’t complain, you just get on with it.

“Ridge has been brilliant from start to finish this season, he was brilliant last year and if you need him to fit in at centre-half he can go there as well.

“It is great to have those players in the squad, who can play in different positions.”

The derby is sure to be competitive, as always. Yet it won’t be a game about clogging. Blues have substance and style.

Gardner points out: “People think that Blues are just a team that fight and scrap every time but we don’t.

“We try and get the ball down and play, let the ball do the work.

“It shows on the pitch and it shows in the results we’ve got this season.”

Craig gardener =bellend. funny really the only 90 minutes hes gonna play on that pitch is for another team if you can call em that

i heard Tata were in with a shout cant back that up with a quote tho

**** it im going cant wait to hear Mon tell us what "a fine fine performance" this bag of shit was

bollox

whos the **** cock reffing this

Did Curtis not say Gardner was the least intelligent on the Soccer AM teammates when he was still here? Case rested.

I read an article about him in a footy mag(Ithink it was one of my sons) that claimed his nicknamr at the club was Rodney cause he's the thickest one there!

same as before with any luck greenman before the match,tray chips with watery curry sauce on the way up oh it's all getting to be so routine :winkold:

Reckon its a bad draw for Chelsea as well, their record ain't great against us, certainly worse than their record against Spurs. A Spurs Portsmouth semi would be an interesting one as well, ain't clear cut with all the history between them.

As much as I'd love fulham to get through it'd be interesting see rednob with the club hes yet to **** over against the club hes already **** over

I'm well up for this, you got to beat the best to win a cup!

agreed got over the initial disapointment weve got a shout here

didnt you **** know it **** ginola grabbing the wrong balls

here we go

full time standby to hear our fate think we'll end up with chelski in the semis

Those noses are gonna be awfully quiet tomorrow at work

You work in McDonalds?

no must be the job center ,are they allowed to sign on in crayon?

wemberly etc etc

no subs wtf!

these set pieces are giving me the shits

so how long has matt lucas managed reading?