TheSpecialOne

James Milner is Ours,

James Milner is Ours,

F££k of Man City,

James Milner is Ours

Jimmy Milner is Brazilian

We Won't Sell for 30 million

On the Right, He's F**king Brilliant

Jimmy Jimmy Milner

Jimmy Milner is Brazilian

We Wont Sell for 40 million

On the Left, He's F**king Brilliant

Jimmy Jimmy Milner

Jimmy Milner is Brazilian

We Wont Sell for 50 million

In the Middle, He's F**king Brilliant

Jimmy Jimmy Milner

Jimmy Milner is Brazilian

We Wont Sell for 60 million

At the Back, He's F**king Brilliant

Jimmy Jimmy Milner

Jimmy Milner is Brazilian

We Wont Sell for 80 million

In them nets, He's F**king Brilliant

Jimmy Jimmy Milner

Repeat until he has played everywhere possible and there isnt enough money in the world............................

A simple but effective tune for Stevie G when we play Liverpool to the theme of Panic by The Smiths

Punch the DJ, Punch the DJ, Punch the DJ

Punch the DJ, Punch the DJ, Hang the DJ

PUNCH THE DJ, PUNCH THE DJ, PUNCH THE DJ

PUNCH THE DJ,PUNCH THE DJ

PUNCH THE DJ, PUNCH THE DJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD3ovfZXO5Q

This fits from 2:40 onwards

Hey Mart don't look so sad

You've took a bad team and made them better

Remember to get some new players in

Then we will be even better

Better, better, better, better, better, Yeah,Yeah,Yeah

Na Na Na

Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Na Na Na

Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's the story Nicky Shorey?

Well

He needs a little time to wake up, wake up

Well

What's the story Nicky Shorey?

Well

Also hows about:

Jimmy Milner

Can He Hit It?

Jimmy Milner

Yes he can

Dunno if this version is better:

WOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOhhhhh

Young, Young get out on that wing

Your silky skills make the Holte End sing

You better run Young

You’re just too good Young

To the tune of Gary Puckett and The Union Gap - Young Girl

WOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOhhhhh

Young, Young get out on that wing

We love to see you running down that line

You better run Young

You’re just too good Young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVmQyDAWFhQ

He’s scored 27 goals in 70 games

Since he joined us from Lyon

He’s up Broad Street every night and single day

Because he likes to have a play

Since he’s been here we can score whenever we want

We can score from wherever we choose

People jump for joy in the Corner Flag restaurant

And Big John, I said Big John really f**kin hates the Blues

Cause nothing compares

Nothing compares

Caaaaarrrrreeeeeeew

''He's takin you down

he's takin you doooooown

the Geordie messiah

he's takin you down''

On a similar theme, hows about one for Mr. Southgate when we play at the Riverside

He's taking you down,

He's taking you doooooooooown,

The Elephant Man

He's taking you down

or

He's taking you down,

He's taking you doooooooooown,

That Ugly B*astard

He's taking you down

I do feel a bit sorry for Southgate. I thought he was brilliant for us. But then he decided to leave for Boro to win things and better his career.

Yes, that line also could probably do with some work. Its just in the original tune though and I missed that line from my initial effort.

Everybody who reads it should agree that its a good base for an original football chant.

I expect replies of its from a comedy series based in London we cant use that. Or Liverpool have been singing a similar chant about Torres for years etc.

We’ve got Stan Petrov in midfield

We’ve got Luke Young at Full Back

Cus if you want the best ‘uns but you don’t ask questions

Then Martin, he’s your man

Cus where they they all come from is a mystery

Its like the changing of the season and the tides of the sea (this line could be better!)

But here’s the one that’s driving me beserk

Why don’t Gab ‘n Emile Heskey work

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

He bought Stan Petrov for midfield and

bought Luke Young for full back

Cus if you want the best un’s and you don’t ask questions then Martin he’s your man

But here’s the one that’s driving me beserk

Why don’t Gab ‘n Emile Heskey work

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

To the tune of 'Let It Snow' by crooner Dean Martin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vsYFF0rTE&feature=related

Oooooh his hairstyles simply frightful

But his skills are quite delightful

and Thats why we love him so

DelFonzo DelFonzo DelFonzo

ha like it mate funnily enough I came up with a similar chant a while back but the first line was

he wears a leather coat and rides a motorcycle

Oh right, we'll have to share the royalties. Great minds and all that!

Not entirely sure about the opening line. Could probably do with some work. Hate to say it but I think Liverpool sing a similar song about Xabi Alonso. No reason why we cant use the same tune for the Fonze though because it fits a treat.

To the tune of 'Let It Snow' by crooner Dean Martin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vsYFF0rTE&feature=related

Oooooh his hairstyles simply frightful

But his skills are quite delightful

and Thats why we love him so

DelFonzo DelFonzo DelFonzo

James Milner holds the record for being both the youngest and oldest player to have scored a goal in the Premier League.

Obviously the "Istanbul My Lord" Line will now need to be replaced so any ideas?

Hows about:

Priorities My Lord Priorities

or Champions League My Lord Champions League

or Sh*t or Bust My Lord Sh*t or Bust

or None of the above my Lord?