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legend the only way to listen to vlla in the early 80s what a guy

mmmmmmmm beans on toast with egg on top lovely :oops:

47 - 48 on jan 11th and going through one of the best periods of my life at the moment long may it continue :nod: :wink:

love juice

stand 10 blokes in a bar and they all say they would, get them on a forum and well :wink:

You can be head over heals in love with someone and shag someone else, love and lust are separate emotions.

Easily confused though especially by women :winkold:

i am at this very moment cheating on the missus :oops: sorry cant help myself she is a babe :wink:

arrow rock on DAB great station :-)

love to see his face

Made me laugh this one did

Absolutely your fault

No sympathy here i'm afraid

Snap along with the rest on the best of album

Rob you can get one for £165 on pixmania.co.uk

Mr Pelle.....I NEVER pay for porn.

I do however, pay for blank DVD+R's :-)

Why, why not just get a TB external?

Allways makes sense to keep a hard copy eh rob :winkold: 8)

Feck all i'm at work and forgot my ipod

Doors - Light My Fire :nod:

Pink Floyd - Time :nod:

Concierto De Aranjuez the last track on Guitar Moods

Someone who has watched a lot of international football told me it was as good a display of football as they had seen over the entire weekend."

BBC

I mean seriously the smug ginger clearing in the woods cannot believe this to be true can he?!

Are you forgetting he worked with Sven :roll: of course he believes it :x ginger clearing in the woods

After Maclaren said the last performance was good :evil: I think not it will be absolute shite again even if we manage to scrape a win :drowsy:

bit of a lump in my throat reading this Paddy, good luck to you mate, glad you had a good time at VP and well done to our new owners and co :cry: (its a happy tear or two)

yep one of my first real heroes :nod: :nod:

but that night in barcelona i was gutted for him we was robbed f*****g spanish w*****s

sitting is for girls :evil:

Where is the none of the above option. If there isn't one im not voting.

same here they are all unproven thats another world cup we aint gonna win :yawn:

and i bet all the w***sheets will be calling for maclaren after there miraculous win against that top european team basle :?:

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

funny as f**k

Duck walks into a pub and asks for a beer and a sandwich.

The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my

sandwich please?".

"Certainly", says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get

many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".

"I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town....

The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to

him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just

brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".

"Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,

"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good

money!"

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus", says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

"That's right", replies the landlord.

"The circus?" Yes, that place with the big tent?".

"Yeah"

"With all the animals?"

"Of Course"

"With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.

"That's right!" says the landlord.

The duck looks confused. "What the heck would they want with a plasterer?"