TwistedLogic

our defence is absolutely stonking at the moment.

i'd be happy with 5th, and a decent cup run.

5th will be even harder to achieve next season due to citeh and spuds...so that will make it all the more of an achievement.

james milner is at a football club that is currently 3rd in the premier league.

With all the other correct facts, why would you taint the thread with your lies?

James Milner is Solid Snake, Liquid Snake AND Old Snake.

sorry, i guess i'm just a dreamer.

james milner has no blood. just steel.

james milner is at a football club that is currently 3rd in the premier league.

James Milner wants that one.

...and his own personal jesus. reach out and touch faith.

james milner has his own christian based religion channel. channel 595 on sky only.

primary school was great. secondary school....a bit of both.

...whilst at the very same time he was in the building where dimebag daryl was killed...

as well as being on the grassy knole and being in the car with diana, he also killed jill dando. actually, he was just in the police line up.

James Milner was on the grassy knole

...he was also in the car with diana.

That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past.

james milner is so superhuman that all three of these stories are true.

It's funny because it's true.

It`s true because it`s funny

it's funny and true.

James Milner was on the grassy knole

...he was also in the car with diana.

That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past.

james milner is so superhuman that all three of these stories are true.

James Milner was on the grassy knole

...he was also in the car with diana.

ladytron - ghosts

i think a lot of the problem is down to drive.

in my job, for example...there are about 6 people out of our 13 staff members off sick with "stress" "advanced flu" "bone idleitis" (okay i made the last one up) and it piles the pressure on us as a busy store.

many people can't be arsed to do a job and do it well, these days. easy money is what matters most.

It's because we might be moving to Kirkby, people from Liverpool call people from Kirkby "Sock Robbers" because apparently people from Kirkby steal socks off washing lines to put over their hands before they go out on the rob. In joke that noone would of got unless you were local.

well, at least your lot did all your talking on the pitch rather than throwing stuff on it.

James Milner is rather unhappy at the thought of working as a bar man this saturday night as drunk men scare him and drunk women appaul him.

james milner is currently very tired after just finishing a 89 and a half hour shift at the coal mine.

james milner is about to sit down to a nice steak and kidney pie.

james milner is also the lead singer in texas.

jams milner secret enjoys the work of musical legends Steps...

james milner started in Toy Story. he was the bed that woody and buzz sat on.

james milner likes to party, he likes, he likes to party.

james milner enjoys a swift glass of water each morning before his shift as a cement mixer.