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Have you lads still got that f.ookin' cabbage??

On 24/05/2019 at 09:50, villa89 said:

Jesus that's a disgrace. Can't even shift 6,000 tickets? What a joke.

Absolute doddle...I'd be there already if it was us.

Your destination is in a different time zone.

Sheffield

Get on M1 in Treeton from A61 and Sheffield Pkwy

15 min (7.4 mi)

Continue on M1. Take M25 and M20 to Vehicle Departure Rd in Kent. Take exit 11A from M20

3 h 54 min (233 mi)

Follow Vehicle Departure Rd to Channel Tunnel

8 min (1.1 mi)

Take the Channel Tunnel train to Fréthun

56 min (33.7 mi)

Get on A16 in Calais from Avenue de France

4 min (1.9 mi)

Continue on A16. Take E40, E17, E34, A67 ... and E50 to Р262 in Ставропольский край, Россия. Take the exit towards ЗЕЛЕНОКУМСК/БУДЕННОВСК/КОЧУБЕЙ from E50/Р-217

43 h (2,256 mi)

Continue on Р262. Take Р263, Р262, ул. Промышленная and Р262 to E50/Р-217 in Гудермес

4 h 9 min (182 mi)

Follow E50/Р-217 and E119/M1 to Moskva prospekti in Bakı, Azərbaycan. Take the exit from E119

7 h 21 min (312 mi)

Take Rövşən Cəfərov, Alı Mustafayev, Azadlıq prospekti and Həsən Əliyev Küçəsi to your destination

13 min (4.2 mi)

Baku

Azerbaijan

...obviously i'd take care while crossin' 6 lanes of traffic while looking for this exit............

Take the exit towards ЗЕЛЕНОКУМСК/БУДЕННОВСК/КОЧУБЕЙ from E50/Р-217

and so..I'll leave you all to celebrate....Wiv a song from Vera lynn......

We'll meet again, don't where, don't know when

but I know we'll meet again some sunny day

keep smilin' through,.. you at Anfield..us at Crewe

but we might meet in the cup..with you away

and then we'll all say hello, hows it goin' y'know?

and I'll tell you to f.ook off

you will be... all on the ale, as you sign Gareth Bale

and we sign Dino Zoff....

(hes 60)

We'll meet again, don't know where don't know whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

but I know we'll meet again..Some Sunnnnnny Daaaaay"

Good luck Villa....

probably the only forum ive ever posted on where i haven't had any abuse 

1 minute ago, VillanousOne said:

i am broken, i don't know what to do with myself, it's incredible to have some much positivity running through this great club after so many years of mismanagement and failure.

excited for the future again

Good Lord almighty...You need to get a bloody therapist in at Villa park...

"So many years???

what is it  2 years ....3?

Honest mate...just enjoy it...back where you should be....

Theres nowt wrong with having a bit of hubris for a couple of years...stops you being like a f.ookin' Arsenal fan....

Villa fans in my experience have never had the same self entitlement as some other "big" clubs..cos they have been through the mill before

Now don't get me started...2 sodding decades of watching garbage...

Do you know..me lads 30 now....and I took him on his first away game in the LDV vans trophy....carlisle ..in sodding January...

Carlisle fans were singing 

"You're not famous anymore"

Wednesday  fans were perplexed cos the vast majority couldn't actually remember when we were famous!

So we just kept singin'

"Ive got a shed as big as this"

2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

His nose probably pressed the button without his knowledge.

 

On another note, the turkey sacrifice never lets me down.

 

Although... I still feel kinda empty!! No idea why. I was happy when the whistle went.. but now I'm just like.. "ok"..

 

Am I broken?

Nah..Its gonna hit you later..Its a self protection thingy......

When Lineghan scored a last second winner against us in the cup final in '93...I got on the coach to head home all calm and resigned .....

The wife said I woke up at 3am ..screamed 

"you bast*rd lineghan"...then went straight  back to sleep

I still sometimes shout it in Morrisons

1 minute ago, Herman22 said:

Dean Smith deserves so much respect for this. 

We all thought we were done in March but the run that we’ve put together is out of this world! 

So happy to be back where we belong! 

Agree...

Its sorta set a template for us next season...

Get bruce to sign the players

Give him half a season...

Go to greengrocers

Hire a Wednesday fan

Win play offs

Its bloody dead simple really....I'm surprised we havent stumbled on it before lol

Congratulations Villa...sorry to see you go

Best way to do it..Get out of here as quick as possible,    as  I enter the 20th sodding year of it FFS!..Still I'm not bitter....... (much)

I suppose Steve Gibson will just have Us and Frank lampard F.C  to sue now.

You deserved it...bet the last 15 minutes were a laugh and a half though, I honestly thought you were going to get 3 or 4, ..Those 2 goal leads are a bugger.

Any road upwards, best of luck next season...I'll pop back and post when we get back

Can you get a modem for a f.ookin' Ouija board?

all the best 

andy

Tell you what..to put you all in a good mood for Monday...I'll give you ..

"The stunned brummie"

As Wednesday came from behind to win at St Andrews the other year..then i'll leave you in peace

Just now, Vive_La_Villa said:

That isn’t going to change with Bruce in charge mate.

At least with Smith you know they are practising a passing game day in day out and he wants players that are comfortable with the ball. Less chance of them fearing it.

Mate..he can't be worse than the last one we had...Honest...

Villas expectations of Bruce are fair enough...You had recently come down, and like I was ..2 sodding decades ago...expected to be back as soon as possible...

I mean Wednesday are a big club...Villa have won a bloody European cup..How much bigger do you get?

but its different now

Its not the 70's, when I first went to Villa park in the old third division, and ive been every opportunity since, simply cos your ground  reeks football, same as Hillsborough, I knew Villa would be back...Too big not too...Financed by attendances, history etc...Wednesday the same...a simple matter of time.

Its different now...and I don't want to name clubs, cos it sounds disrespectful, jealous  and trite...but give me a break...I wouldn't cross the road to watch some of the teams in the Prem..Theres no history attached to it, 

One Shiek of a lambs tail or wallet and theres clubs climbing the leagues..Parachute payments that simply reward abject failure...A club comes down to The Championship with £100 million...While we consider selling the bloody ground to offset FFP?

You got 40'000 at Hillsborough against bloody Wycombe wanderers as we left the 3rd division last time, We got sod all in parachute payments as we tumbled down outta the prem 20 years ago..It counts for nowt.

I'm a dinosaur...I know i am...

But I love it when clubs like yours come to Hillsborough...You look over the pitch at the scarves an' flags and hear the chants....

Then f.ookin' Burton albion tip up

i'm depressing meself now...So i'll f.ook off

Good luck lads....Sorry to see you go

10 minutes ago, Tomaszk said:

Rife at Villa the last 5 years. Even still this season it's common if Jack isn't there to hold the hands of most.

Sorry..seems i'm still not allowed to plus posts...But i agree mate

We have had it for long periods with Bannan, forget what game it was this year..night match at Hillsborough, where Bannan bust a gut to keep the ball in on the by line, to carry on an attack..he ran 40 yds, slid on his ar*e to slide it to another player...flew into the hoardings, said player...passed it straight back to him while he was sat in the North stand in the disabled section FFS!...sheer lack of taking responsibility...

Ive got 20 years of these bloody ridiculous stories

Leon Clarke...some years ago , night match in February....He trotted out in gloves and a bloody snood...first thing he did was try an overhead kick, volley it into his own face... then span around 3 times looking for the ball!!

I collapsed laughing on The Eastbank, 

Bloke next to me said 

"why are you laughing?"

I said.."Why in the name of f.ook aren't you!?"

its heart rending, its bl;eak..its sheer black humour that keeps you going....I'm sodding 60 now...The odd glimpse of sunshine, then years of unmitigated garbage...

i treat it like a circus now...i take it all in the moment....But I can't stop going....

If it was a movie..and I knew it was crap, I knew I wasn't going to enjoy it...I wouldn't bloody go...

But come saturday, blue and white scarf on..wander down penistone Rd...and there I sit again...

screamin

"its happening again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

bloody football....Hate it!

7 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

If I wasn’t convinced we were going to win before. I am now. 

I honestly can't see you losing, if you turn up...

I wsn't impressed with Derby at Leeds as much as everyone else seemed to be..Leeds bottled it.

all the froth about Elland Rd being intimidating?..who did it frighten?

Leeds

We've all had it..Players who haven't got the nerve playing in front of fans with expectations...Its buggered us up for going on 2 decades..Its all relative

Its Why Villa, Wednesday, leeds Man city ....struggle to get it back..You get large crowds home and away expecting the players to step up to how big the club is...

Not "how big " the fans deem it to be...Villa Wednesday , leeds are big clubs...You need players who don't give a flyer.

I have honestly seen players at Hillsborough who don't want the ball...you can see it...It can be a bearpit when things are going t*ts up..I should imagine Villa park is the same, probably worse..European cups and such....

Elland Rd was like that the other night...a couple of misplaced passes a Derby goal and you could hear the discontent..its natural for a fan...

Its bloody horrible losing in the play off final...

40'000 owls fans down there the other year...17'000 from Hull...the sheer expectation hamstrung us...We didn't turn up...should have kept bloody quiet and not bought the tickets!