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Special credit to my mate yesterday, came up with the following on the train; Last Christmas we had Ron Vlaar, but the very worst day was Chelsea away, This year, to save me from tears, just pass it to Matthew Lowton Didnt really get going at the game, but fair play to whoever was on our bus from the uni bar to the game - best atmosphere of the day and the coppers were loving it! Song of the day was probably "the library is ours" followed by "F*** off Small Heath, you can't even read!"

It wasn't that... It was: "Last Christmas you gave me Ron Vlaar... But the very next day you gave him away..... This year, to save me from tears, just pass it to Matthew Lowton!!!!

Me and my mates had a ready made one for Bentekkers last season,  but as always they're going to be hard to start!

 

Reading used it for Le Fondre, and for some reason they've decided to copy everyone else with the boring "Ohhhh Adam Le Fondre" now, so we should take this...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I

 

 

Imagine our away following dividing up with "Christian Benteeeeeee-ke, Christian Benteeeeeeeee-ke..." &  "DER DER DER DER DER DER DER-DER...BEN-TEKE!"

 

I've looked ahead, and can see this being played minutes before kick-off, men with their ukuleles make their way to the seats, whilst the whole mood of VP is lifted by the cheery tune.

Sales of Tequila will soar...

Been thinking this aswel! Its been doing the facebook rounds!!! 

Real party feel to the chant aswelll

DEr derrr derr der derrr derr derrr ... BENTEKE!!!!

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Hi Villans!

Have a song for the new boy Leadro Bacuna!

To the tune of Hakuna Matata:

Leandro Bacunnnna,

He Scores from 30 yards,

Leandro Bacunnnna,

He is Fuckn Harddddd,

He's a Prodigyyyyy,

Its Lambert's Philosophyyyyyy,

Leandro Bacuna!

What are your thoughts???

Can really see this one being sung on the terraces!

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Hi Villains,

Life Long Villa fan (season ticket holder)...

Not sure what to write on here so I will just talk of my best villa experience!

The Villa - Blackburn semi final: 6-4

What a game!

On the final whistle I made the jump over the barrier and danced on the middle of the pitch only to see myself on MOTD later that evening.

Tremendous

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