RamboMcInally

They are now on general sale. From looking at the website, 4 of the 6 blocks we have are sold out and I've just got a ticket in block 5 no problem.

I saw a bill board of the new Sky ad outside the Hawthorns yesterday which was full of Darren Bent goals. How I laughed.

Isn't Lowton a LB as well?

Lowton is a RB.

I like the way Lambert is selecting his targets and it proves he wants to see us through for the long haul.

Our previous managers would have turned to someone like Wayne Bridge if they needed a left back.

I've gone for no for a non footballing reason. I became a Dad for the first time a few weeks ago and I cannot justify the cost anymore. I've had the same seat since 1995 so I'm gutted but Ces't la Vie !!

What a dickhead Balotelli is.

More of a glovehead in that picture.

Or a dickshead.

I'm a bit shit with paint but I love this thread so much, I wanted a go.

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Is anybody, or does anybody know of any coaches going to Arsenal from Redditch or close surrounding area ? I need 5 places if so.

Many thanks.

He's 5

Foot 5

He's not allowed to drive

Wee Bannan

Wee Bannan

Steve Jobs is to buy Eire to bring it out of it's economic crisis. He will then rebrand it iLand.

Dyslexia certainly hasn't dented my mate's confidence. Just the other day, he went to see Lennox Lewis at a book signing, and he reckons he managed to take him down with just one punch.

Took me a while to get that but it is funny.

Aston Villa have never beaten there opening day opponenets Wigan at home in the Premier League.

We've also never scored past them at VP in the league.

And that record will go on for another year at least.

We drew 1-1 in 06/07.

An ex-girlfriend I haven't seen for nearly thirty years just added me as a friend on Facebook.

Guess what friend number she is?

I would have guessed 666 :winkold:

This thread is a month away from being five years old.

I dont get it :winkold:

I prefer a medium one and a chicken tikka masala gets my vote.

In Iowa piano players with one hand are not allowed to charge for their performances.

It would normally cost and arm and a leg.

Spurs - small club thinks they're a big club, media w&nkfest.

I dont like Spurs but no-one can doubt they are a big club. If Spurs are not a big club then nor are we.

Great Eastern Railways apologise for disruption to services in the Cockfosters area over the last few weeks. This has been caused by a large points failure at White Hart Lane.

I find this particularly funny as i parked my car at Blackhorse Road station so i was affected by it

My cousin's husband is the cousin of Lee Croft of Norwich City.

Yes - we need a right back \goalkeeper\ right midfielder

this would give us the right back - and the funds to get 2 more players

This is exactly the reason I voted yes.

Yes.

Did you see on SSN how Kapo didn't turn up for the 1st day of pre season training giving no rhyme or reason and Quedrue didn't turn up because he thought they started next Monday. You cannot make it up.

if larsson and mcfadd leave they will not be coming up thats for sure. think both will stay but larsson is a decent player think he could have a few prem teams after him. if he has any ambition he would leave

[tinhat]And we could do a lot worse then Larsson[/tinhat]

Two blokes on their dinner break and one looks in his bag only to find he has forgot his lunch. He says to his mate "Bloody hell, I'm starving have you got any spare?" His mate says,"Yeah have this sarnie, it's crab paste." He takes one bite and spits it out. "Thats disgusting" he says "where did you get the crab paste from?" He says "The doctors."

not so much a joke, but................

If you're bored and want to find out something amusing. Go to

www.imdb.com (internet movie database)

and in the search criteria type in the word rocket polisher.

Quite fitting that this guys name comes up, the biggest rocket polisher I can think of to be honest.

Do you often put rocket polisher into search engines ? :winkold:

Bitter for me. Worthington if have to narrow it down.