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mark_bennett

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  1. Found this on avfctranstweet could be total bullshit

    Hi all,

    First and foremost let me stress I am not an Aston Villa fan but as is twitter I have followed Transtweet and took interest in what they post.

    Now to my information . . . . Well I work for Macron UK and have recently learned that as the flagship UK team you were approached with a view to selling your naming rights to your stadium. Now interestingly your owner declined this offer as he had already agreed to the sale of your club or was at least in advanced talks to sell the club. As you are probably all aware Bolton Wanderers ended up negotiating a naming rights deal with Macron to rename the reebok stadium.

    We havent heard who it will be in regards to your proposed new ownership however we were told it was a close contact to the MLS and USA.

    Anyway best of luck for the remainder of the season.

    Oh and your kit supplier is likely to change by the way.

  2. Ahmed and Faizal are both beggers at several motorway service stations.

    Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives mortgage free in huge 7 bedroom mansion and has loads of money to spend.

    Faizal only manages to bring home 2 to 3 pounds a day, so Faizal asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of tenners every days.

    "Look at your sign", says Ahmed, it says, I have no work, 6 children to support and only a 1 bedroom flat with no toilet to live in.

    British people see that and think they will not accomplish anything by giving you money.

    Ahmed shows Faizal his sign and it reads,,,,,,

    I only needs another £10 to move back to Pakistan.

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