Dodgyknees

"@BBCBreaking: Microsoft announces launch of new version of #Windows - Windows 10" Microsoft confirm that 10 comes after 8. #thecount

"@ByTheMinSport: Remember the name...Borna Coric...17 years old..has just beaten Rafa Nasal in straight sets" I wouldn't sneeze at that.

"@Independent: KFC unveils breadless meat beast burger with fried chicken as buns http://t.co/pBwSkknbhi http://t.co/b4woAh1LvU" Just.. No.

"@iwcponline: Starring roll for #IsleofWight policeman - http://t.co/P5VsZoVWm9 | http://t.co/I6QoJwvQCa" what a legend!

"@MUFCBulletin: Vlaar + £6 million for Cleverley... What do you say, sounds fair?" LOL #avfc

"Excuse me, can you point me towards Southampton coach station.." Awkward.

"Watch the Massive Hong Kong Protests From the Sky http://t.co/J1IvlcDsB2 via @TIMEWorld" This is what you call a protest!

@Alex_Murray17 pipe n slippers!

@AshTheNeon Garde? Highly rated. A step up from the chancers we have had recently (MON, DOL, PL etc)

@Der_Wanderfalke Been doing the same in prep for Spectre :)

@Der_Wanderfalke don't panic, I was 27 when I got mine ????????

@dibhayles @MrWoody2784 @Lisawoody30 @marie_lou30 @PescisPen @jbutt82 @clairesinc @WendyBick @hmdrudge @FarleyIOW same to you all :)

@gabundy It's all very negative from him nowadays, not sure that was always the case - but I stopped reading a while ago anyway.

@HughsWaronWaste I have to say, @Morrisons are a disgrace. And calling 2nds 'ugly' and wondering why it doesn't sell? Stupid. #ibackfarmers

@IamCjsTweets dead man walking mate, clueless tactics and team selection unfortunately. Fed up of changing managers, no faith in owner.. Etc

@iowcats those heading to the black cat rehoming day might be lucky enough to get the next Molly! #topcat http://t.co/6wmsiiABtq