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quaresma7

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  1. Muslim goes up to heaven when St Peter asks him "Have you been good throughout your life?" The Muslim replies "Yes, I've given £5 to red nose, £1 to children in need and £1 to the homeless shelter". "Let me check with God" St Peter replies. About 5 minutes later St Peter returns back with £7 and says to the Muslim "God says here's your £7, now **** off!"

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