Luke

He plays down the left,

He played down the rightttt,

That boy Milner

Makes Ronaldo look shite.

(Well you know, first attempt - give me credit).

2/3 of the way to 69 and I really can't be bothered to level. Can't wait to get to 70, just so I don't have to level for a while.

I have 4700g in the bank, need another 1.3k to get my epic fly, should have it in time for 70.

Rev, is it worth getting all the gear now, or not bother because it will be outdated soon when the expansion comes out...? Think I'm going to get my rep up so I can get a Netherdrake mount.

What race/class are you?

Yo Nayson, I'm carrying on with the Human Priest. I don't do PvP anyway.

Who are they?

True JuJu, but starting a new character after a day or so is stupid but if you reckon it will only take less than an hour then fine, I'll go dwarf.

And no, I haven't rolled on Tarren Mill becuase I didn't think you lot played on it anymore...

Nah then. See, now you've **** me off because I don't like the starting places of Dwarves and gnomes and I cba to start another character even though I'm level 8. What a waste of 2 hours ffs. And now, I've got to trust you to be a Dwarf priest.

Bugger it then but dwarves are small and fat. Any recommandations for priest on the horde?

Thanks Rev but I cba. It's not like a BIG difference is it?

How come Rev?

I don't feel like starting another character just yet...

Wahey, got going this morning; rolled a human priest which I know you hordes won't be happy about.

Anyway, level 8 hit and I was just wandering which skills to take up? Any help as I don't have a clue? Cheers.

Rihanna - Disturbia

...err... what?

No worries now, I've got one and installing the game as we speak!

Need to create a new account but don't have a bloody key to make one! The key that came with the game has already been used so it looks like I'll have to go out a buy a new copy of the game.

Sucks really. Wanted to start playing tonight.

woah, 3 people voted for ash young.

Anyone who did mind arguing your point?

Yeah me, just to take the piss. hahahaha.

Petrov cannot be dropped on his current performances IMO. He was one of our best players again today.

Yeah, agreed.

Milk. Cheese. Wheat.

General,

Firstly, it's great to see the prices so cheap again for the UEFA home leg although I probably won't be going anyway. Secondly, how happy are you with the completion of Nicky Shorey? Please pass the appreciations on to MON!

UTV.

General Krulak here:

5. Luke: You are amazing!!! "Big names I promised"???? Where the hell did you find a statement by me promising "big names." NEVER!!! It is folks like you...who absolutely put falsehoods on this thread...that drive me up a tree. Do me a favor: Go over the past 501 pages and find me a single place where I promised "big names." Get your shite together before you post again.

Gen,

not YOU personally but it was in the papers, radio's, official site etc. It was something I and every villa fan was thinking 'ay up, we are going to be winning the CL in a few years time' like. Sorry, should have re-phrased it better but oh well. Is it the wages MON won't pay? On BRMB radio last year one of the directors (don't know if it was you) said villa fans should be looking forward to this summer as you aim to bring in WORLD CLASS PLAYERS. Marlon Harewood? Zat Knight? Joke.

General,

Where are the big names you promised us last year? Where are the signings? I was told being a Villa fan I should be really excited about the transfer window as MON will be bringing in the stars.

And with Gareth potentially going, we won't have a chance. He's a quality player maker and center midfielder who will be missed. Will we get a replacement or just rely on the youngsters? Is the money there to look at or to be spent?

I believe your just as anoid as we all are but believe me, we can't rely on set pieces this year to score our goals.

And all this business about pushing towards being a top four team? Dear me, we have a long way to go and at the moment I am not looking forward to the 2008/2009 campaign.

Love the tattoo!

Yes and no.

Firstly, you've got to respect that Lerner and MON stopped this club from going in deep, deep trouble. However, MON is not the best at transfers and with the many transfer windows we've had, our squad is still probably the smallest in the league. Relying on the academy players to come through is not the best of choices.

Paitents is a word which shall be treated slowly with care. The longer you wait, the better your reward

Calm down all, we've almost reached the Big 6 double 0 in pages and all that's been done is... well... you tell me

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NRC world class quality? Well, is he good enough to sort out the midfield?