kjackson

Great article, well balanced! I'm content to wait until the window closes before I make my judgments, although I would have liked to see some quality in by now!

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our **** car you word removed!!"

The other day I was at the track and field and I saw this guy in a white tracksuit with a long fibreglass pole. I asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "No, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Valter?" :oops:

Harry, because he ruled out the possiblility the other day. Yeah surrrrre Harry.

Well, I think Chris' Mate is ok other than it doesn't fit your criteria of having your name included. :winkold: I reckon most everyone knows you are "Al" and a moderator, so leave it stand is my opinion.

Good - 10+ goals I think. I'd be very (if not happily) surprised if he got more than 20 though.

I thought Norwich would stay up before last night's result. Saints will stay I think.

Ta mj, took me about 5 minutes of hard thinking to get it (the fish thing) when someone told me the other day.

Two fish are sitting in a tank.

Says the first to the second,

"You man the guns and I'll drive."

I play piano, so my favourite style of music is the Ben Folds feel - piano, bass, drums. Ever heard of Ben Folds? He does some pretty cool stuff IMO. Also listen to guys you may/many not have heard of: Keith Green (USA), Sons of Korah (Australia), don't mind a bit of Wierd Al... Just like stuff with lyrics that are either deep, meaningful or funny and some chords that do something a little different. Cool piano playing is a bonus.

You play any of your own music DDID?

Haven't heard any of the music DDID, but noticed the av change - I reckon your previous avatar was one of my favourites. Ah well, progress...