bedfordtel

I'm Villa - He's Villa - He has my 100% support

Gerard, Gerard donnez nous un signe

Danny was in the Adventurers on Saturday selling them, so if you're about tomorrow night it might be worth nipping in there.

Think we are up against it at Wolves tonight, all their players have played 1st team football this season (in fact over 100 1st team appearences between them) and I think we can expect an aerial bombardment with no fewer than seven of the team 6'2" or taller. I suppose it's the sort of challenge our kids need.

Earlier this season after the Anfield and Old Trafford wins, all the media and 'experts' commented on it being down to bad performances by Liverpool and Man Utd. This totally pissed me off as I didn't think we were given enough credit for our own play.

This is exactly what I'm reading here. This was Crystal Palace's cup final. They were very much up for it, had a well planned game and stuck to it. Even so, I think we were below par in certain areas

I still think we created more and better chances than them and 100% believe that we will go through.

So well done Palace you did great!

Booked them via paypal last wednesday

Mine arrived yesterday

Do Weatherspoons do breakfasts, fancy a good breakfast before the Silverspoon party

Pretty sure Dunn is on 4 bookings, maybe a suspension if he's booked.

I am married with 3 young children and so each and every month is a financial juggling act. These are circumstances I have chosen. Each month I prioritise and certain things I have to go without. I believe the prices that Villa offer offset against the footballing challenge we all crave are second to none and have nothing but praise for this. If, like this month, we have the additional costs of the cup games I either miss the games or sacrifice something else. I do not expect the club to create a new pricing band for me, I know I get value for money and like all other things in life I ultimately have a choice. So, for all students, young adults and other unfortunate souls - you are not the only ones who struggle financially!!

Keep up the great work Villa, I'm so proud of you.

Jimmy Milner's magic

He wears his magic boots

And we all know he's gonna score

Every time he shoots

Agbonlahor is magic

He's tightened up his tum

And when they thought they'd got a draw

He scored against the scum

John Carew is magic

He wears the number ten

And every time he wears that shirt

We know he'll score agen

Ashley Young is magic

He wears a magic sock

And when he's on the internet

He likes to show his...... tongue

Champions League, you're telling a lie

Champions League, you're telling a lie

Stupid, Stupid Kev

Stupid, Stupid Kev

Stupid Kevin Phillips

At the very least I would like to be able to waiver my 10% season ticket discount when I get my shirts and I'm sure if this was an option most would do the same. Well done to all at my mighty club

Here's one for Barry

(to the old Villa score, Villa score tune)

Gareth stay, Gareth stay

Win a trophy at Villa next May

With you as our captain, we'll beat all the rest

With you as our leader , we're surely the best

Keep up the great work General.

Please have patience with our negativity, but it is only from years and years of mistrust and let down. Some of us are maybe taking longer than others to realise that we really are 'living our dream'

General, Don't know if you've answered this already but 11th November.... Pittsburgh v Cleveland... Birmingham v Villa.... where will you and Randy be?

You must be amazed at how quick our 'supporters' change their views... We beat Chelsea and everyone is in the clouds, then surrender a 4-1 lead and it's time to get rid of MON.

I walked out of WHL last night a little upset, but I KNOW in MON we have the best. Tottenham will soon be climbing the table and a point there is a good point. We are definately moving in the right direction, I just wish other posters could be a little patient.

Let MON know the vast majority, especially those who were there last night are fully behind him.

General, if the rule is that they can charge us the same as the home fans, then on the return game at Villa Park I will pay £75 for a ticket (despite having a season ticket) and therefore you can charge there unfaithful the same.

4000 posts and still going strong, well done General.

Will you be launching the balloons with us General?

General,

If at any time, near or in Villa Park you see a big chap bounding towards you with a massive grin, please do not use any prior training to defuse the matter as it will only be one very grateful and over excited 40 year old bedfordtel. Keep up the great work, I'm so happy and proud to be a Villa fan.

General, I know Villa have a credit card available, but I am a firm believer in only buying what you have already money for (I hate the idea of running up huge bills). I have a pre-paid maestro card which I use for telephone or internet purchases and I was wondering if there are any thoughts of Villa introducing one or anything similar. My present one is a 'Talksport' one, but I would much prefer to have a Villa one.

or.........

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her

students to use the word "fascinate"

in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to

my granddad's farm, and we saw his pet sheep.

It was fascinating."

~

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you

to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

~

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went

to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

~

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I

wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

~

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated

because she'd been burned by

Little Johnny before.

She finally decided that there was no way he could

damage the word "fascinate"

so she called on him.

~

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten

buttons, but her tits are so big that

she can only "fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried

Here goes......

This little boy and his grandfather are fishing.

Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says

"Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

Grandpa says

"Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"

to which the little boy responds "No."

"Then you can't have one."

~

A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks,

"Can I have on of those?"

Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"

to which the little boy responds "No."

"Then you can't have one."

~

Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food

and each buy a lottery ticket.

Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won £50,000"

Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"

The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your

asshole?"

"Yes," Says grandpa.

"Then go **** yourself!"

What was the actual number last season?

Bolton have European football.... does that put them ahead of us??

We are a giant, We are waking, We have the finance, the support, the facilities, the tradition, the history, a good young squad and an exceptional manager.... Do not underestimate our draw... we are the mighty ASTON VILLA