DTheVillan

After the weeks of hype how poor is Skys coverage? Apart from stating the obvious all Monty is contributing is white noise, backed up by inane coments from Butch Harmon. They normally present golf really well but sadly not up to scratch for The Masters

Henrik Stenson to finish in top 10, over his injury & playing very well just off the radar......always worth a punt early season

We play a version called Gruesome Greensomes, your opponants pick your drive.....can get tetchy. Our Opener is Captains v Presidents, a nice gentle Matchplay. Gearing up for the first Medal now in what will be a packed season as we play in both the West Midlands League & the Midlands Scratch League

Definately.......our club season started yesterday & the course looked perfect. I'm surprised we can't drum up some more VT'ers who love their golf. Bubba hasn't got much finesse & when the (pink) Driver went bobbins he had nothing else. Rose a proper Champion with a proper all round gamr

(wahey, 200 posts in 9 years, I'm becomming an addict)

Surprised no-one has got anything to say about the continued domination of World Golf by The Brits. Superb effort by Justin Rose yesreday to take The Cadillac World Golf Championship. Probably overlooked because of the media frenzy over Wood's latest injury with only a month to The Masters. Perhaps Tigger should try the same vet as Kauto Star

We have Harry the Bastard rescued from a Traveller camp so I guess he's a dag & Jeff the Cat who turned up in the garden as a small kitten & has lived in the Summerhouse ever since. Neither are worth a picture.

i'm wounded

yeah I'm a Bluenose Troll.....

No, I've watched them since '63.....what I don't enjoy watching are some Villa fans constamtly bending every situation to fit an argument

At what point do the so called innocent players not have to take responsibility? How easy to fit an argument to blame the manager all the time. Did he personally miss the 5 or 6 chances that would of seen this a romp? No, but don't let the facts get in the way of a convenient truth

There must be more VT golfers out there. We really should be able to form a VT golf society & get some regular away days organised

For those interested in joining our first golf outing you can follow the proposed venue, Dartmouth Golf Club at Twitter@DartmouthGolfCl

Oh & pedants

People who Anthropomorphisise.......ffs it's just a freaking dog/cat

The club is chocker with Baggies......so let's hope you're right

I got pulled over on The Bristol Road going into town, 43mph in a 40 zone. When PC Efficient was doing the ticket he put "in the vicinity of Speedwell Rd". In trying to lighten my mood I quipped that I thought that was an instruction followed by a bastard of a telling off over the consequences of speeding. No sense of humour & no discretion

ok gents, let's do the 29th April. I'll sort a tee time for 11.30am & sort bacon & coffee beforehand. Golf will be @ £15 each. Does that suit?

I have been diagnosed with an incredibly rare illness that only 3 in 1 million contract.......bizarrely & luckily for me Birmingham is a world centre of research into it.

How does the afternoons of 29th April/6th May/13th May/ sound? All Sundays, we could tee off around 1pm, course should be fairly quiet

I played a round of golf with Alison Nicholas, U.S Open Golf Champion & Solheim Cup Captain. She hit her first tee shot out of bounds, but after that she was simply brilliant

Have we settled on best dates as such? We're entering the scratch league this season & i want to make sure I'm free to play the VT Challenge

Privalages of rank

I'm going up the club tonight so will have a look at the diary, but most Saturday/Sunday afternoons should fit ok. How does £15 per man sound?

I changed to Mizuno irons 2 seasons ago and never looked back. I've just added the new Mizuno utility & 3 wood too & they have really added to my play. I did however change the grips as I think the fitted ones are a little 'thin' & with genuine mid-size grips on these clubs are superb. Roll on tne season

I'll have a look at the club diary, but most Saturday/Sunday afternoons will probably be ok early season