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A bright and brash Australian,Steve Irwin was his name,

slippy slimy animals bought him wealth and fame,

some thought he was a looker, girls thought he was a dish,

he knew a lot about crocodiles,

but **** all about fish !

Ta

Bit of advice needed guys..

I want to do a family blog for the family back home and want to know if there are any out there that don`t require you to sign in to leave a comment. I know you have to be a member on Blogger and Xanga but I want to avoid this as my Mum isn`t exactly computer `savy` and having to join up would just confuse her.

Thanks.

De Niro in Goodfellas, infact the whole cast of Goodfellas ! By far the best gangster film ever ( saying that I have never seen The Godfather trilogy...I know what have I been doing with my life ?)

I just think DeNiro plays the perfect gangster.... even in the Analyse This & That films.

The Sopranos is also top draw stuff, although not as violent it is still compulsive viewing.

As for mad bastard gangster there can be only one...Joe Pesci...brilliant in Casino, specially when he gets the blokes head in a vice !

All classics but it has to be die hard

Wagon wheels, just rediscovered them and they are great

oooh yeah Highlander was a classic

Die Hard for me, as it's not there I'm not voting!

ditto

:x

The umpires discover the full extent of pakistans ball tampering

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or should i say here...http://www.xanga.com/pongowaring

After much chopping and changing and other things ...i am now here....http://www.xanga.com/pongowaring

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked

if he would ever go down on one knee again...

In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather

Brilliant

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he needed a poo

is this one of these `joke` jokes when you are deemed as stupid if you don`t get it, or is it that i`m stupid `cos I don`t get it ?

From what I remember he was a fat, Leeds supporting tub of lard who was as funny as a poke in the eye

Nice on Sheriff

Love to say Pompey but I can see the slimey inbred cnuts sneaking it

What do Jesus Christ & Small Heath have in common?

They both got nailed at Easter!

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha

classic, love it.

My 6 year old son saw one of those, when he was supposed to be in the other room and not sneaking up behind us to see what we were doing, and it scared him shitless, he had a few days of nightmares and we spent hours trying to convince him monsters didn`t exist.

NOT FUNNY

Duffman regrets all his comments on the `England need Australia` thread and pledges his allegiance to the mother land..

( and yeah you do look like Glenn the shearer )

The Gold brothers release their 2 year plan for the redevelopment of the sty

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Hope this hasn`t been done already....

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the

well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said

'OK, take off all your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr Chang then said

"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse

case I ever see.Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously

"Oh my God,Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied,

" Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse ."

George Bush acknowledges the war on drugs would be a lot easier if the bloody Irish stopped giving him his personnal supply at press conferences.

Where do you go to weigh a whale ?

A whale weigh station !!! :oops:

( another cracker for me eh lancs ?)

Rantin Robs mum releases his baby photos

The truth about Argentinas failure in recent world cups comes to light