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Ahoy buccaneer Carlo you should be most gustily sailin' to the helm at villa. The City-ship of Birmingham be a magnificent beauty gleamin' in thee sun like a mermaids nipple. Arrr it be a beaut. I be earin' all this talk of London City and ye' not be wantin to leave it right n' proper.
Me be takin' a wrong turn last summer n be gettin' stuck in thee Thames. Me be mentally scarred! This poly-colour viddy here be an' exact representation of wha' it be like...............
You knowin' I be right! Carlo for Cap'n! (I still be avin' big ol' rummy grin if Emperor Deschamps be thee man!)
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Wes be convincin' me! Cap'n Ancelotti n' is' bald parrot Wilkins be thee only way to victory! Horarrr!
"I milked the cows and cut the trees and bushes."
"The most important produce was milk, which produced parmesan cheese. And the big lesson I learnt was to wait, to be patient.
"Because he who wants to produce parmesan today has to wait for at least one year before everything is ready for him to make cheese.
"You plant today and harvest one year or two years later. This is my philosophy with football."
By the Powers! Carlo me hearty, Birmingham be like one brimmin' colossus farmyard!
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Avast! I be votin' for Deschamps, He be a Claret n' Blue Napoleon! Be quashin' the player revolution with is' mighty powerful yet dainty n' delicate fists!
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I guess I have just got used to it and come to the realisation of where we are as a club and others have not
Avast I be defiant till' the end!
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Me be understandin' a player not wantin' to be ere' and gettin' all teary eyed n' wellin' up at the Champions League Anthem n' the caa'ching of is bank account, (they only be avin' short careers n' all) but...........................................
Be from this.....
MAY 11th
“I’m enjoying my stay here. I’ve enjoyed it since the first day I came. It’s a terrific football club. It’s fantastic they want me.“There’s terrific players. I’m confident, despite this season, we’re going in the right direction and if we get the right players in then I’m happy.
“The important thing in football is, if you’re happy, then why change it?
“I know it’s been a disappointing season, but I can see the bigger picture.”
To This......
JUNE 1st
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I've still got two years to go, so I've still got a long time to go, so I just decided to leave it as it is.'Will I be at Villa next season? I'm not sure.
'If I don't move and I stay, I'll get on with the job as normal. I'll do my best and give 100%.
'It's up to THEIR fans and THEIR opinions of me. If they want to be loud and clear with what they think of me, then that's fine.
(future apologies for quotin' thee Daily Hitler but it be quotes from a press conference mind)
Maybe it be a ploy to ensure he be playin' for a reinforced villa side or it be quite plausible that conversely he be anglin' to make an untenable putrid situation whereby fans be forcin' im' to walk the plank n' poor lickkle stewy be avin' no alternative! Both would involve a iota of grey matter n' future think mind :?
Either way he be lily livered I be pacin' ere' thinkin' he be easily lead.................
Castin' me mind back to Middlesbrough days..... squawkin' to verbally 'sign a contract' only for is' agent to be retortin' a lil' later "Arhhh He never be signin' a contract"
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Me be understandin' a player not wantin' to be ere' and gettin' all teary eyed n' wellin' up at the Champions League Anthem n' the caa'ching of is bank account, (they only be avin' short careers n' all) but...........................................
Be from this.....
MAY 11th
“I’m enjoying my stay here. I’ve enjoyed it since the first day I came. It’s a terrific football club. It’s fantastic they want me.“There’s terrific players. I’m confident, despite this season, we’re going in the right direction and if we get the right players in then I’m happy.
“The important thing in football is, if you’re happy, then why change it?
“I know it’s been a disappointing season, but I can see the bigger picture.”
To This......
JUNE 1st
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I've still got two years to go, so I've still got a long time to go, so I just decided to leave it as it is.'Will I be at Villa next season? I'm not sure.
'If I don't move and I stay, I'll get on with the job as normal. I'll do my best and give 100%.
'It's up to THEIR fans and THEIR opinions of me. If they want to be loud and clear with what they think of me, then that's fine.
(future apologies for quotin' thee Daily Hitler but it be quotes from a press conference mind)
Maybe it be a ploy to ensure he be playin' for a reinforced villa side or it be quite plausible that conversely he be anglin' to make an untenable putrid situation whereby fans be forcin' im' to walk the plank n' poor lickkle stewy be avin' no alternative! Both would involve a iota of grey matter n' future think mind :?
Either way he be lily livered I be pacin' ere' thinkin' he be easily lead.................
Castin' me mind back to Middlesbrough days..... squawkin' to verbally 'sign a contract' only for is' agent to be retortin' a lil' later "Arhhh He never be signin' a contract"
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If they cant get us to where they/us want to be (and realise that - then lets cash in and try someone else. They probably wont be good enuff either, but were not gettin ther anyway with downing and young.
Me be agreein'
Thing be makin' the cap'n all red faced n' fist shakin' be the fact that thee salty seadog players be thinkin' they be devoid of thee situation. Floatin' like a voyeur in a bubble away from poor performances n' relegation battle of thee yester-season.
Downin' ye be DECENT cabinboy! Ye' be avin' a GOOD season of last, which in me' mind be a tad influenced be thee attackin' fullbackness of thee Walker. You not be a Messi, ye' not be single handedly winnin' matches, leagues n' cups! Ye' be a decent team player!
I be comprehendin' what you be sayin'. But you be inconsistent, you be a faint o' heart n' all round a' little lilly livered!
Me willin' to accept thee 20m+ pieces o' eight for ye' and be sayin best of luck to ye' (you be needin' it)
Good day to ye'
A bitter salty old Cap'n Guttiwuts
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*15 Rummies later* Be all togethey now.........
"I know that someday you'll want me to want you
When I'm strong for somebody new
And tho' you don't want me now, I'll get along somehow
And then I won'ttttttt wantttttttttttttt youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!"
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Avast Benitez ahoy! Although......
"fat Spanish waiters claret n' blu' army" be avin' a grand magnificent ring to it!
That be a fac'
Good day to ye'
Cap'n Guttiwuts
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Arghh! Me be jumpin' throug' hoops for ye Gareth! Me suppose to be sayin' Alestorm! but in truths no be me favourit'!
However me be quite partial to Tina Turner!
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Nearly right! Me first full name be Uptomenutsinyemum! Ahaargg! But this be here me formal name see! Everyone be callin' me Cap'n!
I be not wantin' to ere ye' cabin boy shanties neither ye' rascal'!
Good day to ye'
Cap'n Guttiwuts
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Aye! *Sigh* You be' fightin' like a cow etc. etc.! Me be' hearin' this all thee' time from ye' landlubbers! Ye' be playin' to many video games me matey!
Good day to ye'
Cap'n Guttiwuts
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Avast is you be' lookin' for an 'aye' first mates?!
Well AYE then, I be free! I be hoistin' me jolly roger! but not in thee' 'Somalian' way mind! However if thee blasted authorites ( I be lookin' at Bickster) be askin' I be a regular landlubber see!
Me av' be comin' across ye' Ol' Gregg legend one dark lonesome night! He be showin' me his 'mangina'! He indeed be one fishy B**tard!
Good day to ye'
Cap'n Gutiwuts
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Avast, ole' Robbie warmin' me cockles' in me art'.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13336750.stm
:cry: :cry:
that'll be makin' me real REAL glum n' sad!
Good dat to ye'
Cap'n Guttiwuts
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Me thinks he be number 11?
Situation vacant... who do you want as the new Villa manager
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ARRRRRR! I Be a WINNER