andrew

Technically you can still get the death penalty in this country for starting a fire in a naval dockyard.

(Smartarse mode)Not anymore.

colin.....

Bastard.

garry penrice

Ouch, there goes another rib.

Paul McGrath. Best player I ever saw in a Villa shirt. Made Mellberg look like Darren Purse.

This is a bit of a point-scoring, petty thread isn't it? Shouldn't the word "blues" have an apostrophe after it?

Dangermouse.

Now that IS a good call. Special mention to Hong Kong Phooey.

Australia. Not because I dislike the beer-swilling, bone-headed colonials, on the contrary I'm more than happy for them to pour my beer and bring me my food. Its just because they're so irritatingly good at sport. Two hundred years ago we discarded their ancestors down under with all the other species God wanted kept at arms length, wrongly assuming they'd all end up eating each other or something, and now they all come back and kick our arses at our own games. Bastards. And their beers crap.