The_Rev Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm sure you've seen the internet bingo cards before, it's just a list of things you would expect to see if you are following an event. A Game of Thrones one is an example. What would you expect to see on an Aston Villa card? The kind of stuff that you would almost be surprised not to see on a match day. I've got a few examples: Fabien Delph booked. "We go again" Opposition debutant scores. (etc) Throwing it open for suggestions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 He's got good feet for a tall lad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Benteke scores Villa concede within the first 20 minutes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Brigada eject moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cropley Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Nathan Baker requires treatment. Corner goes out for throw-in on opposite touch line. Vlaar falls over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Can Villa hold on to Benteke...? Haven't kept a clean sheet since Stoke at home last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Guzan hits it long towards Benteke. Benteke scores again. Guzan to Villa's rescue again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Villa Talk posters call a player useless Lambert called an offensive name Poster says before game/season the team is shit, complains when team loses Benteke does nothing for 89.5 minutes, scores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Bloke who always seems to be a few rows behind you who cries out how useless we are and how useless we always have been after the first stray pass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I yell a lot at games, but I like to think I'm fair with my yelling. Mostly at the ref and at the opposition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dounavilla Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 This is all Paul faulkners fault. We go again Lerner out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KjParton Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Lazy mockup someone add proper colours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I have a football bingo book at home. Its mildy amusing when on the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunarsea Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Counter attacking side. Four strikers on the pitch! Young and hungry. No width. Noone to feed the strikers. Although, on a point of pedantry, if someone feeds the strikers, then they wouldn't be hungry anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Slow start Conceded poor goals - you can't win if you do that Clean sheet Home win Villa score against the run of play Have reason to be grateful to Benteke again Benteke best summer signing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Missing the skill of Bannan in midfield I don't care about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers13 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 New signing no ones heard of Left back caught out of position Left back beaten one on one Experience Bomb squad "lowton to sylla, sylla to lowton" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Commentator mentions that Westwood is 'Ex Crewe'. Holte end sing songs about SHA Joe Bennett insulted by his own fans Villa play badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Lerner goes to a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Lerner goes to a game Lerner doesn't go to a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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