Stevo985 Posted August 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2013 I don't think people who wet the bed can help it. It's not like they say "Well I'm a fully grown man, I'd better stop wetting the bed" I would imagine it's very much something that they'd love to be able to stop but can't. Ridiculing people for it because they're grown men seems a bit harsh. I'm certain that's the case, but I'm equally sure that there are things people can do to stop themselves ruining other people's furniture if they are so afflicted. absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I only know of one person in their 20s who wets the bed and that's because his uni housemates let the cat out of the bag. Was he scared of cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Calm down Voiny. I know how expelling waste excites you, so the thought of someone you stalk doing it must be hard to handle :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I know multiple people* who get so pissed that they have wet the bed before. Personally, I'd be straight up about it. If I had pissed on someone's mattress, then I could at least be man enough to pay for a new one. *myself included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 One of my mates pisses himself when drunk from time to time. I lived with him for years. Never told him I knew though. He's my mate after all. One time he passed out on the couch a day started pissing himself. I was in the room and had to laugh. I got a mop and bucket to mop up the floor. Next day when he woke up he knew what he'd done and got the mop and cleaning stuff out. We had leather couches and hardwood floors so no harm done. But this is my mate. No just a housemate so it's different. But still, unintentional stuff I have a hard time ever being angry about. I'd give him a free pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I'd give him a free piss. Corrected that typo for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 TBF there are worse things than pissing the bed. Sh*tting in musical instruments for one............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatAboutTheFinish Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Does he never bring girls back? Maybe after he's had a few he can't resist the old "p*ss on my face" line? I mean we've all done it....... Guys we've all done it right....it's not just me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I've pissed the bed a couple of times when drunk, most notably in my wifes' mom and dads house... They got to know about it when my best man dobbed me in, in his best man speech do anything for cheap laughs won't ya?! **** you Rob182, Fuuuuuuck you. I also actively got up at a house party when i passed out and went and pissed on one of those little sofas you have in a hall way for when you're on the phone, in front of how many people I don't know, because I was walking around pissing unconsciously But I was 16 then, so I reckon that's allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Nothing like a good slash on someone else's expensive pocket sprung mattress! To be honest, i've done it a couple of times as an adult after one too many ciders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 A critical mass of people more honest and brave than me has been reached. I will now come clean and admit that I too have been known to moisten a bed or sofa during motherlessly shitfaced comatose drunken sleep, which is the kind of sleep one gets when one has somehow become motherlessly shitfaced comatose drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 most notably in my wifes' mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 most notably in my wifes' mom Shocking... it's spelt mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Not in Brum it isn't. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Perhaps that's one of the reasons it's often ridiculed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 This thread is destined for the hall of fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2013 Done it twice to my recollection. Both after evenings of excess. Thankfully on both occasions i was staying at the houses of friends who in both instances were very appreciative of the fact that I'd folded the sofa bed neatly away immediately after getting up in the morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2013 Best thing to do would be to make a joke out of it. Next time he is sitting at his desk in his room casually walk in and start pissing on his bed. When he asks what you think you are doing just respond that he started it. Cue much laughter and a friend for life! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 There's a hell of a lot of Pissy Pants Posters up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Ah the memories. The last time I fell victim to this, I was going out on the piss for the first time at 18 (I'd never drank under age, somehow), and I genuinely thought when I was warned not to 'mix my drinks' that they meant in the same glass. After cycling through beer, wine, vodka and whiskey, I blacked out, threw up a lot, pissed the bed, and couldn't leave my room for 4 days. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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