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There was a tremendous one submitted for Ashley young to the tune of "Comin round the mountain" a while back (not myn)

Whos that running down the left wing and the right?

Is it shaun wright phillips? No hes shite!

It isnt Aaron Lennon, someone better tell em

Its Ashley Young hes **** Dynamite.

Twas mine

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Shillzz wrote:

There was a tremendous one submitted for Ashley young to the tune of "Comin round the mountain" a while back (not myn)

Whos that running down the left wing and the right?

Is it shaun wright phillips? No hes shite!

It isnt Aaron Lennon, someone better tell em

Its Ashley Young hes **** Dynamite.

Twas mine

Come on credit where credit's due, I came up with all of that bar 'someone better tell em' no?

Not that it will actually ever end up being sung.

Sidwell one however might just make it to the stands.

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Shillzz wrote:

There was a tremendous one submitted for Ashley young to the tune of "Comin round the mountain" a while back (not myn)

Whos that running down the left wing and the right?

Is it shaun wright phillips? No hes shite!

It isnt Aaron Lennon, someone better tell em

Its Ashley Young hes **** Dynamite.

Twas mine

Come on credit where credit's due, I came up with all of that bar 'someone better tell em' no?

Not that it will actually ever end up being sung.

Sidwell one however might just make it to the stands.

ive been singing when pissed the last few eweeks so my mates and i will defo sing it on away days

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who's that in villa's Midfield

who's that with the Ginger hair

Its Steve Sidwell Scoring Goals

We dont care if Barry goes

and Barry wont play for England anymore....

(Who's that dying on the Runway tune)

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E I E I O

It's Up The Football League We Go.

When We Get To Europe,

This is What We'll Sing!

Martin O'Neil, Martin O'Neil, Martin Is Our KING!!:D:D:D

Or something like that.

I HATE that song! It's for Fizzy Pop League teams

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A silly one to the the tune of "Any Old Iron":

Ever had a chip?!!

Ever had a chip?!!

Ever had a chip pan fire?!!

Ever had a chip pan fire....here comes the fireman down the pole!!!

On fire!!! On fire!!!

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Another silly one to "Coming Round The Mountain."

If you will & I will, so will I!!!

And if you will & I will ,so will I!!!

And if you will & I will..you will & I will..you will, so I will I!!!!!

Just keep repeating getting louder & louder.

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Do they have anything to do with Villa? Or football? Or anything at all?

They were songs of old which used to get started on the terraces away from home in the 80s by a few of us after a gallon of beer pre match. We used get the strange looks but we didn't care!

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So who's that word removed there

I wonder what went wrong

So that he choose too not compete

He don't play major matches

I doubt he even makes team sheets

His club just arnt legitimate

And what a scummy man

He'll play for half an hour

He'll play left back if he can

Can see it in his eyes

That he's never been a fan

To be happy on benches

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For England, he did well once or twice

So Gerrard bent over and pulled down his red tights

He got infected when they **** with him that night

He's a scumbag, dont you know

Said he's a scumbag now we know!

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To the tune you all know from

With the words:

Founding Fathers of Football,

Aston Villa FC,

Standing Tall with Honour,

The Great Club of History

Stronger still and Stronger

Our Sun will never Set

Aston Villa the Mighty

Will be Mightier Yet

Aston Villa the Mighty

Will be Mightier Yet

Guys, this is the ONE!

I'm a big believer in chants, sadly over recent years we haven't had enough original ones, although last year with Gabby, Salifou and John Carew, Carew we've shown the world our class again!

We still lack an anthem, the likes of Liverpool, West Ham, Coventry and dare I say the Scum. This one, to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory works on so many levels, it has to be the ONE.

1. Mr O'Neill gets turned down by the bungling FA, and turns to AVFC to build a Little England in the middle of this green and pleasant land.

2. It seems old fashioned, but it points to the future and glory, fitting perfectly with Proud History, Bright Future.

3. Its a statement of intent - we take the English anthem before anyone else even thinks of it because we are leaders, class.

Come on Villa, this is OUR song waiting to happen.

Sing your hearts out for the LADS!

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