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as an older fecker, we had a great simple song, sung by the whole ground for Andy Gray, which could be adapted - i am sure most 40 somethings would remember it blasting out.

To the tune sailing, by Rod Stewart

Ohh Ashley, oh oh Ashley

youre the greatest, The Holte End say

Oh Ashley, oh oh Ashley, we'll be with you all the way

repeat repeat etc

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Old Classic and fits his newly found role

He's here

he's there

he's every f***ing where

Ashley Young, Ashley Young

I hear MON sings that to him before the game as part of his match-day instructions :winkold:

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Lot's of good ideas, never knew we were such a creative bunch. :winkold:

I like the Mickey Mouse one Jonesey put up earlier- ever since I saw this sung in Full Metal Jacket, always thought it was a catchy but simple tune.(I suspect the General would like it as well- actually we should probably ask him to help out- I am sure the Marines have a bucket load of marching chants that would easily transform into memorable footy songs.)

Here is my version below;

Who's the leader of the club that's called A.V.F.C

A .S. H. - L. E. Y Y. O. U. N. G

Ashley Young ! (ashley young !) Ashley Young ! (ashley young!) (I'm thinking left side-right side for this bit !)

Forever you will lead the Villa high-high-high-high!

Come along, sing our song and praise A.V.F.C.

A. S. H.- L. E.Y Y.O.U.N G

Ashley Young ! (ashley young !) Ashley Young ! (ashley young!)

Forever you will lead the Villa high-high-high-high!

take a breath, and repeat

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Sing to the theme tune of 'Flipper'...........

HIS NAME IS ASHLEY ASHLEY!

HE'S FASTER THAN LIGHTNING

JUST WATCH THE BALL SPIN

WHEN HE WHIPS ONE IN

HIS NAME IS ASHLEY ASHLEY

VILLA'S NUMBER SEVEN

WHEN HE'S ON THE BALL

HE'LL NUTMEG YOU ALL

simple tune and easy to sing..i reckon it would sound good on the terraces.....think it would need at least 2 verses to be worthwhile though.....too short otherwise

I like this one :D

Final two lines could rhyme playin' and win too.

AND WHEN HE"S PLAYIN'

THE VILLA WILL WIN!!!

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To the tune of Joy Division - Love will tear us apart -

Young.....

Young will tear you apart........

again.....

Repeat.

Simple easy to remember and catchy!

This is awesome, I love the ashley young on the left hand side but not sure how it'd work with 40k singing.

The Young will tear you apart is awesome.

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A LOT of these are way too complicated. We're not gonna have lyric sheets and a big band at every match!

Are they more complicated than....

His armband proved he was a Red

Torres Torres

You'll never walk alone it said

Torres Torres

We brought him in from Sunny Spain

Give him the ball, he'll score again

Fernando Torres

Liverpool's number 9

No. That caught on. Why can't these? If people don't think they'll catch on, they won't and we'll end up with boring, boring songs:

Ashley. Ashley Young. Ashley. Ashley Young. Ashley Young. Super Ashley Young.

No-one wants to hear that.

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The good thing is is that it doesn't need to be long and complicated. As long as it's catchy. And 'Young Will Tear You Apart' is pretty smart. I'd love to hear this sung at Wigan (and Everton - i'm not there unfortunately but am in Liverpool, so I want to hear the Villa fans singing all the way from Goodison).

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To the tune of Joy Division - Love will tear us apart -

Young.....

Young will tear you apart........

again.....

Repeat.

Simple easy to remember and catchy!

This! This this this! I'm starting it against Wigan, you lot better join in. In fact get it going at Everton.

its very catchy... very easy to remember... and 100% what he will do to his opponents :lol:

I think it's fantastic.

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puts his computer on

his d*ck comes out

in out in out he shakes it all about

when he gets the ball he makes us scream and shout

thats what he's all about

oooooooohhhhhhh we love you ashley

oooooooohhhhhhh loved your goals against the city

oooooooohhhhhhh your skills are really silky

in out in out he scores and makes us shout!!!

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Instead of keep coming up with new ones, why don't we all decide on one and then maybe it will have a chance of getting started at Everton. Like many of you have said he's one of our best players but doesn't have a song, same with Barry although he already has a song in the making but nobody will sing it.

'You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

As for Young i think the 'Young, Young will tear you apart again' is the best, its simple but effective and true

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DDS I like it but would change a couple of lines

Ashley Young, Young, Young

Better than that Ashley Cole,

Ashley Young, Young, Young,

Gets the ball and scores a goal

On the left, on the right

Giving de-fenders such a fright,

Ashley Young, Young, Young

Makes Ronaldo look like SHIITE

Try Joe Cole instead of Ashley Cole - more relevant

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Taken from the Ashley Young thread to the tune of 'she'll be coming round the mountains':

Who's that winger flying down the left and right?

Is it Sean Wright-Phillips? No cuz he is shite!

It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em,

It's Ashley Young, he's **** dynamite

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