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Good shout on the second last line.

Also I see you can squeeze in the 'down' in the first line if 'flying' is sung as one syllable. But probably not 'the' as well.

Not sure about second line. Think it would have to stay as 'No, he's shite' as can't see how you can find room for the extra word.

Who's that winger flying down left and right?

Is it Sean Wright-Phillips? No he's shite,

It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em,

It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite!

We're getting there!

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I love the pass the dutchie one.

But how about this to the tune of Forever Young by Alphaville

Ashley Young, on the left wing, it's Ashley Young.

Ashley Young, on the right wing, it's Ashley Young

We want him to live forever, forever and ever

Can you remember, his goals against the scum?

Turn our ckaret faces into the sun

Praising O'Neill were getting in tune

He turns defenders, into, madmen

Or even. To the tune of

We got Young, he runs fast,

Bit of skill, then he's past,

He scored 2, past the shite, he's aaaaalllright,

Do we like Young?

We've very suuure,

as he runs, as he turns,

Nice freekick, with some curl

We got young

He runs fast

Bit of skll

Then he's past

All the rest

In the Prem

Are ALLLLLLLLLLLLL shite

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Good shout on the second last line.

Also I see you can squeeze in the 'down' in the first line if 'flying' is sung as one syllable. But probably not 'the' as well.

Not sure about second line. Think it would have to stay as 'No, he's shite' as can't see how you can find room for the extra word.

Who's that winger flying down left and right?

Is it Sean Wright-Phillips? No he's shite,

It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em,

It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite!

We're getting there!

You can definately squeeze 'the' between down and left, and a 'cuz' between no and he's. This is the one mate, its just gotta catch on first though, easier said than done

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WAT ABOUT

ASHLEY YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG

CAN CROSS A BALL IN

ASHLEY YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG

CAN SKIN U DOWN THE WING

ON THE LEFT ON THE RIGHT

HE WILL DO IT ALL NIGHT

ASHLEY YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG

IS FU*KIN DYNAMITE

REPEAT

AND FOR BARRY

GARETH BARRY BARRY

HE BROKE THROUGH UNDER GREGORY

HES FU*KING QUALITY

GARETH BARRY BARRY!

ANY GOOD?

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Pass To Ashley On The Left Hand Side

Pass to Young on the left hand side,

(We say) Ashley Young is on the left hand side,

He'll skin them up,

Give him the ball and watch him dribble to the line,

Give him the ball and see him pass it on a dime.

(We say) pass the ball to the left hand side,

Ashley Young is on the left hand side,

He nutmegs mugs,

And watch him skin defenders at the by- line

Give him the ball he only dazzles and shines.

The End

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I like that lads earlier suggestion to the supergrass song, only cut down all the verses into 4 lines, any longer and theres no chance of it getting chanted.

We got Young, and he's class

does a trick, then he's past

he scored 2, past the shite

ashelys alllllllllright

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I like that lads earlier suggestion to the supergrass song, only cut down all the verses into 4 lines, any longer and theres no chance of it getting chanted.

We got Young, and he's class

does a trick, then he's past

he scored 2, past the shite

ashelys alllllllllright

Yeah class fits better than fast actually.

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To the tune of Joy Division - Love will tear us apart -

Young.....

Young will tear you apart........

again.....

Repeat.

Simple easy to remember and catchy!

Personally I think this is brilliant. Very easy for people to catch on.

I also edited DDS's idea of Agadoo, and came up with:

Ashley Young Young Young

Gets the ball under control

Ashely Young Young Young

Takes it forward, scores a goal

On the left, on the right

Gives defenders such a fright

Ashley Young Young Young

Makes Ronaldo look like shite!/On his webcam through the night!/(something else that rhymes with fright.)

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A LOT of these are way too complicated. We're not gonna have lyric sheets and a big band at every match!

only at ewood park eh? :lol:

How about (to cum on feel the noize)

So go on Ashley Young

Go on Ashley Young

Send us wild, wild,wild

wild, wild, wild

In the Holte

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To the tune of Joy Division - Love will tear us apart -

Young.....

Young will tear you apart........

again.....

Repeat.

Simple easy to remember and catchy!

Personally I think this is brilliant. Very easy for people to catch on.

I also edited DDS's idea of Agadoo, and came up with:

Ashley Young Young Young

Gets the ball under control

Ashely Young Young Young

Takes it forward, scores a goal

On the left, on the right

Gives defenders such a fright

Ashley Young Young Young

Makes Ronaldo look like shite!/On his webcam through the night!/(something else that rhymes with fright.)

that is class!!!! :crylaugh:

the best chants are those with that are quiet funny to sing i.e. Feed the hare... Gabby Fast as **** - who would have thought that 40k fans would be signing a Culture Club song :crylaugh:

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Surely something to the tune of When You Were Young would work?

I suggested that on another thread and got laughed at a lot!

Burning down the Villa touchline like the

back of a hurricane

that started turning

with Ashley Young...

It's the way forwards :lol:

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To the tune of Joy Division - Love will tear us apart -

Young.....

Young will tear you apart........

again.....

Repeat.

Simple easy to remember and catchy!

This! This this this! I'm starting it against Wigan, you lot better join in. In fact get it going at Everton.

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To the tune of Joy Division - Love will tear us apart -

Young.....

Young will tear you apart........

again.....

Repeat.

Simple easy to remember and catchy!

This! This this this! I'm starting it against Wigan, you lot better join in. In fact get it going at Everton.

its very catchy... very easy to remember... and 100% what he will do to his opponents :lol:

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