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Two possibilities for Young and Barry as it is criminal they don't have original songs:

(To the tune of She'll be coming round the mountain)

It's England's five foot winger on the right,

Is it Sean Wright-Phillips? No he's shite!

It ain't Aaron Lennon or Theo Walcott,

It's Ashley Young, he's **** dynamite!

(To the tune of the hokey-cokey)

You can put your bids in,

Get your cheque books out,

But you can't have Gareth Barry, you ain't got a **** shout!

He's an Aston Villa hero, that's what he's all about, that's why we love to shout....

Oooooh Gareth Barry, Oooooh Gareth Barry, Oooooh Gareth Barry,

Piss of cockneys and thieving scouse!

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(To the tune of the hokey-cokey)

You can put your bids in,

Get your cheque books out,

But you can't have Gareth Barry, you ain't got a **** shout!

He's an Aston Villa hero, that's what he's all about, that's why we love to shout....

Oooooh Gareth Barry, Oooooh Gareth Barry, Oooooh Gareth Barry,

Piss of cockneys and thieving scouse!

Very nice. Take your pick, this one or the "You are my Barry" one.

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To celebrate the fact we have such great young English talent and accordingly have the national manager here every other week:

(To the tune of For he's a jolly good fellow)

Season ticket for Capello

Season ticket for Capello

Season ticket for Capeeeelllooo

To watch the villa play!

To watch the villa play,

To watch the villa play,

It's Fabio Capello,

Here every Saturday!

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i mean why would you say better than Ashley Cole when Coles a defender?

and having ronaldo there goes with the last line

Fair shout I was trying to rhyme it with goal, how about

Ashley Young, Young, Young

Better than Ronal-do,

Ashley Young, Young, Young,

Gets the ball and scores a goal

On the left, on the right

Giving de-fenders such a fright,

Ashley Young, Young, Young

Makes Ronaldo look like SHIITE

you've just copied and pasted my song again... lol

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That boy Ashley, will make you lokk shite...

We can rip off another man u song surely?

Heard a guy walking back to his car in the car park after Blackburn away singing to the tune of the Ronaldo song:

He plays on the left

He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Ashley Young makes Ronaldo look shite.

I like it (even though it's not strictly true! ). :P

was exactly the song ive been singing too. Lets do it.

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That boy Ashley, will make you lokk shite...

We can rip off another man u song surely?

Heard a guy walking back to his car in the car park after Blackburn away singing to the tune of the Ronaldo song:

He plays on the left

He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Ashley Young makes Ronaldo look shite.

I like it (even though it's not strictly true! ). :P

That was either me or my dad!

I invented that one!

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Whats that chant Man U have started in the last few games. Goes something like:

Ron-al-doooo, its ron-al-dooo

Daa-da-da-da-da-daa-da-daa

Its ron-al-dooo

Obviously dont know all the words (hence the da-da-da's), do any of you lot know

EDIT: could use this oene for ash...

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Whats that chant Man U have started in the last few games. Goes something like:

Ron-al-doooo, its ron-al-dooo

Daa-da-da-da-da-daa-da-daa

Its ron-al-dooo

Obviously dont know all the words (hence the da-da-da's), do any of you lot know

EDIT: could use this oene for ash...

Is this it? They call it 'viva ronaldo'

link - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HFPU2CooBfs

Viva ronaldo

viva ronaldo

running down the wing

hear u***** sing

viva ronaldo

Love to hear a young version of it!

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The Bluebells: Young at Heart.

Young at heart

Right from the start

he's gonna **** you up

He'll use his left

He'll use his right

Don't you know

He'll win Villa the cup

You know we love him now

You know we love him more

You know we love him now

You know we love him more

When all I wanted to do when I got here

Was to watch Ashley score

Young at heart

He'll tear you apart

We've got Young at heart

Young at heart

He'll tear you apart

We've got Young at heart

Young at heart

He'll tear you apart

We've got Young at heart

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That boy Ashley, will make you lokk shite...

We can rip off another man u song surely?

Heard a guy walking back to his car in the car park after Blackburn away singing to the tune of the Ronaldo song:

He plays on the left

He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Ashley Young makes Ronaldo look shite.

I like it (even though it's not strictly true! ). :P

That was either me or my dad!

I invented that one!

i thought of it too.

and im not your dad :lol:

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To the chorus of "smells like teen spirit"

Ashley Young will, entertain us

score a goal and, entertain us

cross a ball and, entertain us

Ashley Young will, entertain us.

Even if I say so myself, thought would sound f@*king brilliant.

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