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This one is simple but could be very effective

"Doctorin The Tardis" by The KLF

JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY

JOHN CAREW

JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY

JOHN CAREW

JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY

JOHN CAREW

JOHN CAREW

BIG JOHN CAREW

Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

Where were your goals when you needed them most?

You gave it a go but the game was still lost

We didn't see Blue flags fly that day

We just saw Noses slope away

And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal

We have the highs and you have the lows

The Championship is where you will go

Gabby terrorised you all the time

You hardly breached our back line

Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo

Cos you had a bad day

You went a goal down

Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around

When you got your goal

Our passion didn't die

We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high

You had a bad game

You had a bad game

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Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

Where were your goals when you needed them most?

You gave it a go but the game was still lost

We didn't see Blue flags fly that day

We just saw Noses slope away

And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal

We have the highs and you have the lows

The Championship is where you will go

Gabby terrorised you all the time

You hardly breached our back line

Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo

Cos you had a bad day

You went a goal down

Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around

When you got your goal

Our passion didn't die

We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high

You had a bad game

You had a bad game

That really is good, mate. Works very well.. seems a bit long to catch on though, but you never know!

P.S. Welcome to the forum.

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Similar to above but to the Torres Tune:-

100 Years and Won **** All

Small Heath, Small Heath

100 Years and Won **** All

Small Heath, Small Heath

They changed their name

They’re still the same

And they’ll be going down again

Small Heath Alliance

Birmingham’s smallest club

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Similar to above but to the Torres Tune:-

100 Years and Won **** All

Small Heath, Small Heath

100 Years and Won **** All

Small Heath, Small Heath

They changed their name

They’re still the same

And they’ll be going down again

Small Heath Alliance

Birmingham’s smallest club

I like it.. except I'd change the 2nd "100 years and won **** all", for something else, not sure what though. Any idea's, anyone?

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I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

I think this has now become even more necessary. The Holte in particular needs to bang this out when GB runs over to us just before kick off. Really show him why he should stay at VP. Not that he's going to go...

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I know this belongs in the chants but it's relevant to the speculation over his future, and more people will take note here. Just think this should be given a real good go before kick off tomorrow:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

That's all.

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This could be a winner to the following tune

From Birmingham, We're number one

We kick the Scum and Albion arses everlong

In claret and blue, our shirts are true

You better watch out for Villa's claret and blue.

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I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

I think this has now become even more necessary. The Holte in particular needs to bang this out when GB runs over to us just before kick off. Really show him why he should stay at VP. Not that he's going to go...

totally agree, lets all get singing this to him tomorrow.

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Can you feel the power of our Stiliyan Petrov?

Can you face the challenge of his screamers?

He has got the passion of Aston Villa.

He will always beat you with his skill.

Coz he's got the speed, the heart, the strength to be a winner,

You're all just beginners. Watch him score a goal.

He is our Stiliyan Petrov.

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I know this belongs in the chants but it's relevant to the speculation over his future, and more people will take note here. Just think this should be given a real good go before kick off tomorrow:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

That's all.

**** that, we aren't that desperate!

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Big Marlon goes marching down the wing,

Mar-lon, Mar-lon!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing,

Mar-lon, Mar-lon!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing!

The Holte End begins to sing,

We all know that Marlon is gonna score!!

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It's a bit long, more of a song than a chant but i'll put it up anyway.

I call it 'Holte Oddysey'

(To the tune of Space Oddity)

This is Ashley Young

to Agbonlahor

And he's looking bound to score

And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it's time to love the Villa

And the Hare!

This is John Carew to Ashley Young

The Holte End's roaring still

And we're scoring

in a most spectacular way

And O'Neills boys will win again today!

For here

Are we singing in the Holte End

Far above the world

The city scum is blue

And there's nothing they can do

Aston Villa

will score one hundred goals

and then score a hundred more

And then we'll bring the silverware home

Villa, we love you very much

you know

Villa boys to Birmingham

Your season's dead,

there's something wrong

Can you hear us, Birmingham?

Can you hear us, Birmingham?

Can you hear us, Birmingham?

Can you....

For here

Are we singing in the Holte End

Far above the world

The city scum is blue

And there's nothing they can do

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