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To the tune of "You Are My Sunshine"

You are a Bluenose

A dirty Bluenose

You're only happy on Giro Day

Your Mom's YOUR AUNTIE

Your DADDY'S SISTER

You've only come to watch Villa play!!

Thought I'd change a couple of words and emphasis. Hope you don't mind
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A rip off of "Viva Ronaldo" but this would sound good:

Super Ashley Young! Super Ashley Young!

Flying down the wing!

Hear the Villa sing!

Super Ashley Young!

All songs are rip-offs so don't worry about that - but I don't think this is as good as the one a couple of pages back for Ash.

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That tune should be sung for Barry not the noses

I agree, Barry deserves a song as it seems the Barry for England doesnt make sense anymore, hence people not singing it.

Team of Gareth Barrys i reckon would be a good one for him, like scouse red do for Carragher.

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I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

He's our captain and we haven't even got a song for him

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I see the Manx got their act together, created a new anthem for Old Trafford and got the crowd singing it all last Saturday with a band. Shame we can't do the same at Villa Park, which was one of reasons this thread was started many moons ago!!

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I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

He's our captain and we haven't even got a song for him

really like this, very simple and would quickly catch on due to the humour

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'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

(Dancing) La la la la la

la la la la la

la la la la la, la la la la,

So **** your Lampard and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away.

Two verses now, and a fun dance during the second verse. Perfect!

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I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

He's our captain and we haven't even got a song for him

Really like this one. Think it needs to take off. As does the Young to Agadoo theme.

And I think Petrov deserves one after his goal. Any thoughts?

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To the tune of the olde birdsye steakhouse advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HO5Ikzgbrg

Will it be Laursen, or John Carew?

Will it be Petrov or Gareth Barry?

Will it be Ashley?

Agbonlahor?

You'll have to wait and see……

[Chorus]

Hope it's six its six, We hope it's six, its six

We hope its six, its six. Villa verses City

Will we score two, or will we score three?

Will we score four or will we score more?

Will we score 5 goals?

Will we score 6?

You’ll have to wait and see……

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