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How about this to the tune of "Sunshine"? "We've got Scott Carson, Bouma and Laursen, Zat Knight and Mellberg, Carew and Moore, with Reo Coker and Gareth Barry, Ashley Young and Agbonlahor

I really like that one, brilliant.

And for those of you saying "yeah we need one for Barry" or the Barry for England one is out of date.... not that I'm biased (!) but I do really like this one

Gareth Barry's magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He got picked for England,

Cos Lampard is so fat.

He passes with his left foot,

He passes with his right,

He'll always play for England,

Cos Lampard's **** shite.

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Nigel Reo-Coker

He puts his left leg IN, his left leg OUT

IN OUT, IN OUT.

He puts himself about

His name is Reo Coker and he turns midfield around

That's what he's all about!!

Oh Nigel Reo Coker, Oh Nigel Reo Coker

Oh Nigel Reo Coker

Makes goals, scores goals,

He'll turn you inside out!

(repeat)

this is excellent

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what about this..

city city whats the score city whats the score

or this one...

we are the kings of brum we are the kings of brum we are the kings of brum

or this one....

cheer up stevie bruce oh what can it mean to a sad blue nose......

or this one...

you'll never beat the villa

:lol::lol::lol:

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Theres one that me and a mate made up, its really simple and we have been trying to kick it off but never works.

Its a gareth barry one and it goes "nanananananna, gareth barry, barry, gareth barrrry" and its along to the tune "nanananananan, baby give it up, give it up, babbbby give it upppp".

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Cant remember the name of the song but the orginal lyrics go something like this:

We're not gonna take it, No, We're not gonna take it, We're not gonna take it anymore.

Changed it to be aimed at the scum:

You're not gonna stay up

No

You're not gonna stay up

You're not gonna stay up

Birminghammm (or You Scum or anything else that works)

Dont know if this has been sugested but i cant really be bothered going through 33 pages at 3am in the morning.

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Whilst sitting in the car about to leave the car park at Blackburn on Wednesday night, a bloke and his kids walked past singing a song about Ashley Young, to the tune of Man Utd's Ronaldo song (I think Liverpool have one to the same tune and Utd might have even nicked it off em). If by any chance you are that guy, what are all the words?

Something along the lines of, "he plays on the leeeeeeft he plays on the riiiiiight, Ashley Young, makes Ronaldo look shite." Sounded good anyway.

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On listening again to the speeding up of Martin O'Neill's CnB Army as it is sung I have to say I prefer it when we put the A V F C in between as it slows the whole song down and you can actually understand it.

The fact it reminds me every time of Wembley 96 is a bonus.

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General Villa, to this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fONyDesdPKc

Oooh, Aston Villa

My might Villa

Let's win the cup

We conquered Europe in 1982

And next years winners will be the boys in claret and blue

NEEDS WORK

This could be FANTASTIC.

i didn't get this one untill i watched the video.....a classic in the making...truely brilliant..

how about :-

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Aston Villa

Mighty Villa

The pride of Bruuuuuuuuuuuumm

Conquerers of europe back in 1982

Soon to be repeated by the boys in claret and blue......

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Whilst sitting in the car about to leave the car park at Blackburn on Wednesday night, a bloke and his kids walked past singing a song about Ashley Young, to the tune of Man Utd's Ronaldo song (I think Liverpool have one to the same tune and Utd might have even nicked it off em). If by any chance you are that guy, what are all the words?

Something along the lines of, "he plays on the leeeeeeft he plays on the riiiiiight, Ashley Young, makes Ronaldo look shite." Sounded good anyway.

Its in my sig but about Maloney :lol:

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had the "my lord" chant in my head all day today lol

... then thought, we could amend the last bit from

"empty seats my lord" when we play away

to

"no more seats my lord" when we play at home :D

In the second half against the Arse the Holte were brilliant singing this which got me thinking that you could add some more verses to it to keep it going......here are some that i thought of while i was in the pub day dreaming after the game....

After its your round my lord go with

get em in my lord, get em in......

mines a pint my lord mines a pint.......

blues are shite my lord blues are shite........

youre a great my lord youre a great......

Any more from anyone out there?

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the Ashley Young Song worked well at the everton game...was quite funny hearing some fans singing the current version then another lot singing the 'baby give it up version'

the current one is a bit bland

nanananananaa ashley, ashley young, ashley young, ASHLEY ASHLEY YOUNG!!

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