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1 minute ago, rjw63 said:

I can just see @bickster singing along to that 🤣

More chance of you not mentioning the word clunge for 6 months than me singing that :crylaugh:

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To the tune of All the Small Things by Blink 182

Grealish and Mings

This city's true kings

They take one touch

Your defence is f**ked

Purslow and Suso

JT and Deano

Watching, waiting

And celebrating

 

Say it ain't so, Mings will not go

Left his kit on, for the train journey home

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

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Can anyone more creative than me come up with something about Tyrone from this Super Furry Animals song?:

"I'm a minger, you're a minger too, so come on minger, I want to Ming with you. 

In honesty, it's been a while, since we've had reason left to smile,

hello sunshine, come into my life"

 

I mean, how many other songs contain the word "Ming" in them already! :D

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Funiculi funicula 

 

 

so you think you'll probably score against  us

you probably won't 

So  you think your're going to beat us

you probably won't 

And then you think you'll pass it Through us

but no you won't 

Or then you'll try a long ball

he'll cut it out

We've got we've got; we've got, we've got Tyrone  Mings

He's Tyrone Mings , He's Tyrone Mings , He's Tyrone Mings 

Pavarrotti does it best

 

Would be good to have Opera at VP shows a bit of class,

 

 

 

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Gerry Cinnamon - Canter

The realisation coming over your mind
That we'll win at a canter
Because we've got Ezri Konsa
You know it could be a canter
And he's gonna make you look like a wnkr
More than half of the time

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I’m loving Engels instead, 

And through it all he offers us protection

a lot of love and affection

 Whether we win or lose

and up the league we go

wherever it may take us

i know that it won’t break us

When I come to call,

she won't forsake me

I'm loving engels instead

 

thank you in advance for the 100+ “like” reactions this will get as I know we’re all huge Robbie Williams fans on this board.

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On ‎12‎/‎07‎/‎2019 at 17:00, MrSmirch said:

I’m loving Engels instead, 

And through it all he offers us protection

a lot of love and affection

 Whether we win or lose

and up the league we go

wherever it may take us

i know that it won’t break us

When I come to call,

she won't forsake me

I'm loving engels instead

 

thank you in advance for the 100+ “like” reactions this will get as I know we’re all huge Robbie Williams fans on this board.

Its better than anything else on here

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18 hours ago, KentVillan said:

Would "Mings Can Only Get Better" by D:REAM, meet @tismyk 's high standards?

 

Maybe, but when you are sitting on the Holte End next to the person who wrote the words to HEITS in 1970, and

its still being sung nearly 50 years later, then you can see my standards are very high😀

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I never venture in here usually because there's no chance of Villa fans singing 99% of the stuff in here.

But...there's a simple one for Guilbert, same that the Jawdees used for Phillipe Albert. The Rupert the bear song.

Freddie, Freddie Guilbert, everyone knows his name.

Sorted.

See you in another 8 years.

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Some funny f***ers today started some chants - 

Andre Green, he is one of our own... turned into Andre Green he is going out on loan

If Hogan Scores, I’ll suck his d!ck. 

Same tune for both I think....

 

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Adding on from the bits put in the Freddie Guilbert thread today. 

To the chorus of Livin' On A Prayer by Bon Jovi

He's here, there and every where

Woooah oh

Frederic Guilbert. 

He eats Brie and Camambert,

Woooah oh

Frederic Guilbert, Fred-er-ic Guilbert ee air. 

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What about the twelve signings of summer? 

In the summer transfer window Dean Smith bought for me, a striker named Wesley. 

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. 

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels  and a striker named Wesley. 

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. 

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. 

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Jota Peleteiro, Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Douglas Luiz, Jota Peleteiro, Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Kortney Hause, Douglas Luiz, Jota Peleteiro, Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley.

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To the tune of La Bamba:

Wa-la-la-la-la Nakamba (dum dum dum dum)

He's a holding midfielder (dum dum dum)

He comes from Zimbabwe (dum dum dum dum)

His name is Marvellous Nakamba...

(whisper) Na-na-kamba

(whisper) Na-na-kamba

NA-NA-KAMBA

Wa-la-la-la-la Nakamba!

 

 

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Dean Smith had a dream

To build a football team

He got us promoted, despite all the odds

With Mings at the back

Grealish in attack

We're Aston Villa

We're on our way back

De de de de de de

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This still needs a bit of work, and I can't take credit for the "I'm loving Engels instead" or "he offers Mings protection" lines.
 
He sits and waits
Bjoooorn Engels contemplates the game
Subbuteo
The places you can go
When you're Grealish ohhhhh
'Cause Jack has been told
His penetration lets the wings unfold

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thor's running through my head
And I feel sorry for Jed
I'm loving Engels instead
 
And through it all he offers Mings protection
A tackle or an interception
Whether he's right or wrong

And on the second ball
Wherever it may take him
A kick to the face won't break him
If he wins the ball, he won't forsake him
He's loving Engels instead

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I’m really not a fan of the “come on villa come on villa” song. For me it’s when we’re playing poorly and trying to gee them up. Last night it just didn’t seem right. Same as “get into them **** them up”

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