rjw63 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 On 15/04/2019 at 15:31, holtend4life said: When I find myself in times of trouble, the Scottish meatball comes to me,Spraying balls of wisdom, John McGinnAnd in my hour of darkness he is sprinting right in front of meRunning into tomorrow, John McGinnJohn McGinn, John McGinn, John McGinn, John Mcginn Villa's No.7, John McGinn I can just see @bickster singing along to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 4, 2019 Moderator Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: I can just see @bickster singing along to that More chance of you not mentioning the word clunge for 6 months than me singing that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) To the tune of All the Small Things by Blink 182 Grealish and Mings This city's true kings They take one touch Your defence is f**ked Purslow and Suso JT and Deano Watching, waiting And celebrating Say it ain't so, Mings will not go Left his kit on, for the train journey home Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Edited July 7, 2019 by KentVillan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billson Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) Can anyone more creative than me come up with something about Tyrone from this Super Furry Animals song?: "I'm a minger, you're a minger too, so come on minger, I want to Ming with you. In honesty, it's been a while, since we've had reason left to smile, hello sunshine, come into my life" I mean, how many other songs contain the word "Ming" in them already! Edited July 8, 2019 by Billson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) Funiculi funicula so you think you'll probably score against us you probably won't So you think your're going to beat us you probably won't And then you think you'll pass it Through us but no you won't Or then you'll try a long ball he'll cut it out We've got we've got; we've got, we've got Tyrone Mings He's Tyrone Mings , He's Tyrone Mings , He's Tyrone Mings Pavarrotti does it best Would be good to have Opera at VP shows a bit of class, Edited July 8, 2019 by colhint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfTimePost Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) Gerry Cinnamon - Canter The realisation coming over your mindThat we'll win at a canterBecause we've got Ezri KonsaYou know it could be a canterAnd he's gonna make you look like a wnkrMore than half of the time Edited July 10, 2019 by HalfTimePost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSmirch Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I’m loving Engels instead, And through it all he offers us protection a lot of love and affection Whether we win or lose and up the league we go wherever it may take us i know that it won’t break us When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving engels instead thank you in advance for the 100+ “like” reactions this will get as I know we’re all huge Robbie Williams fans on this board. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 On 12/07/2019 at 17:00, MrSmirch said: I’m loving Engels instead, And through it all he offers us protection a lot of love and affection Whether we win or lose and up the league we go wherever it may take us i know that it won’t break us When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving engels instead thank you in advance for the 100+ “like” reactions this will get as I know we’re all huge Robbie Williams fans on this board. Its better than anything else on here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Would "Mings Can Only Get Better" by D:REAM, meet @tismyk 's high standards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 18 hours ago, KentVillan said: Would "Mings Can Only Get Better" by D:REAM, meet @tismyk 's high standards? Maybe, but when you are sitting on the Holte End next to the person who wrote the words to HEITS in 1970, and its still being sung nearly 50 years later, then you can see my standards are very high 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I never venture in here usually because there's no chance of Villa fans singing 99% of the stuff in here. But...there's a simple one for Guilbert, same that the Jawdees used for Phillipe Albert. The Rupert the bear song. Freddie, Freddie Guilbert, everyone knows his name. Sorted. See you in another 8 years. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickeyC_UTV Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Some funny f***ers today started some chants - Andre Green, he is one of our own... turned into Andre Green he is going out on loan If Hogan Scores, I’ll suck his d!ck. Same tune for both I think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkasaurus Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Ready made song for our new keeper... Get your hand sax's out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornso Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 From @Ghostin the Marvelous thread: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano & Dalians Umbrella Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 What about this for Luiz? La-la-la-la, lalalalalala Lewwww-eeze LUIZ! to the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpayJn3Ch5M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Adding on from the bits put in the Freddie Guilbert thread today. To the chorus of Livin' On A Prayer by Bon Jovi He's here, there and every where Woooah oh Frederic Guilbert. He eats Brie and Camambert, Woooah oh Frederic Guilbert, Fred-er-ic Guilbert ee air. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 What about the twelve signings of summer? In the summer transfer window Dean Smith bought for me, a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Jota Peleteiro, Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Douglas Luiz, Jota Peleteiro, Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. And in that transfer window Smith also bought for me Kortney Hause, Douglas Luiz, Jota Peleteiro, Ezra Konsa, Anwar El Ghazi, Trez-e-guet Hassan, Marvellous Nakamba, Ty-Rone Mings, Matty Targett, Tom Heaton, Bjorn Engels and a striker named Wesley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 To the tune of La Bamba: Wa-la-la-la-la Nakamba (dum dum dum dum) He's a holding midfielder (dum dum dum) He comes from Zimbabwe (dum dum dum dum) His name is Marvellous Nakamba... (whisper) Na-na-kamba (whisper) Na-na-kamba NA-NA-KAMBA Wa-la-la-la-la Nakamba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko154 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Dean Smith had a dream To build a football team He got us promoted, despite all the odds With Mings at the back Grealish in attack We're Aston Villa We're on our way back De de de de de de Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 This still needs a bit of work, and I can't take credit for the "I'm loving Engels instead" or "he offers Mings protection" lines. He sits and waitsBjoooorn Engels contemplates the gameSubbuteoThe places you can goWhen you're Grealish ohhhhh'Cause Jack has been toldHis penetration lets the wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bedThor's running through my headAnd I feel sorry for JedI'm loving Engels instead And through it all he offers Mings protectionA tackle or an interceptionWhether he's right or wrong And on the second ballWherever it may take himA kick to the face won't break himIf he wins the ball, he won't forsake himHe's loving Engels instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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