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He plays on the lefffft

He plays on the righttt

That boy Maloney

Makes city looks shite!

Same tune as man u's Ronaldo

Seriously, do we have to keep singing about small heath? It reaks of being small time.

You don't get man u singing week in week out about how shit man city are, same with liverpool and everton. If we're not playing them then I really don't see the need to sing about them, it's not like they can hear us.

Sing about our team, and let the results do the talking about how bad city are, we give them FAR too much coverage.

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First attempt

By the canals of Birmingham

Where villa play

Hey hey we cheer them

We’ll beat anyone on our day

By the canals of Birmingham

Where villa play

Hey hey we cheer them

Even more when we play away

Barry and Carew, Agbonlahor

Are the finest In the land by far

Other teams haven’t got a prayer

Coz we are the boys with all the flair

Lets all sing it

Barry and Carew Agbonlahor

Are the finest in the land by far

Other teams haven’t got a prayer

When we’re one up and Zat Knights On

Work in progress, any suggestions for any more lines?

To the tune of Boney M – Rivers of Babylon

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'Theres only one Curtis Davies

One Curtis Davies

He played for Albion they're shite

But now he's alright

Walkin in a Davies wonderland'

Original.

But still better and more likely than some of the songs posted on this thread which will never take off. Thankfully in some cases. Id rather sing the Tracey Andrews song than some of them

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To the tune of we are sailing (for the sort of scottish rod stewart connection)

Sean Maloney, Sean Maloney

Drives to Scotland every day

Sean Maloney, we all love you,

Buy a house here, and please stay

I'll get my coat.....

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To the tune of we are sailing (for the sort of scottish rod stewart connection)

Sean Maloney, Sean Maloney

Drives to Scotland every day

Sean Maloney, we all love you,

Buy a house here, and please stay

I'll get my coat.....

normally i cringe with embaressment at some of the songs suggested on here, that one i actually think is really funny and could see it being sung.

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To the tune of we are sailing (for the sort of scottish rod stewart connection)

Sean Maloney, Sean Maloney

Drives to Scotland every day

Sean Maloney, we all love you,

Buy a house here, and please stay

I'll get my coat.....

Quality!

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I think this has been done before but:

To the tune of That's Amore

When the ball hits the goal

It's not Drogba or Scholes

It's Maloney!!

etc etc any ideas?

I heard this song earlier on the radio and actually starting singing 'shaun maloney' in the 'thats amore' bits. but i couldn't think of the middle bits.

I like your attempt, should try to get it going at some games, i was thinking more of:

When the ball,

Hit's the goal,

It's not Lampard or Scholes,

It's Maloney.

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to the Fraggle Rock theme tune:

We've got Ashley Young, (Clap, Clap)

Sets-up more goals than anyone,

We've got Ashley Young, (Clap, Clap)

Down at Villa Park!

VILLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0

If Ashely goes through a scoring patch or gets a couple in a game "sets-up" should be replaced by "scores", but I think they way he is playing at the moment that left wing is his!

To Michael Jackson Thriller

'Cause it's Reo-Coker, Coker Night

And no ones gonna save you from the Man about strike

You know its Coker, Coker night

Youre fighting for your life against a killer Reo-Coker tonight!

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