KjParton Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Seeing everyone talking about it in the Benteke thread i'll put it on here: "Woaaaah Benteke - Bam a lam! Woaaaah Benteke - Bam a lam!" Important thing is to spread the word so it helps catch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSV Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 need a good song for Benteke surely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner_ali Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 One for helenius Wake me up by avicii when it kicks in. Dededededededede niklaus helenius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KjParton Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 need a good song for Benteke surely! It's gotta be "Woaah Benteke Bam a lam!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSV Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 need a good song for Benteke surely! It's gotta be "Woaah Benteke Bam a lam!" better than Ooooh Christian Benteke! Id love to see something silly like a Psy song. Gagnam Style. 'Benteke style'. Then everyone rips out the whip and does the dance. On a serious note.. i do like the Gabby - wonderwall song posted previously in this thread. Does that get sung at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLord Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Me and my mates had a ready made one for Bentekkers last season, but as always they're going to be hard to start! Reading used it for Le Fondre, and for some reason they've decided to copy everyone else with the boring "Ohhhh Adam Le Fondre" now, so we should take this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I Imagine our away following dividing up with "Christian Benteeeeeee-ke, Christian Benteeeeeeeee-ke..." & "DER DER DER DER DER DER DER-DER...BEN-TEKE!" I've looked ahead, and can see this being played minutes before kick-off, men with their ukuleles make their way to the seats, whilst the whole mood of VP is lifted by the cheery tune. Sales of Tequila will soar... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxyjoe Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Me and my mates had a ready made one for Bentekkers last season, but as always they're going to be hard to start! Reading used it for Le Fondre, and for some reason they've decided to copy everyone else with the boring "Ohhhh Adam Le Fondre" now, so we should take this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I Imagine our away following dividing up with "Christian Benteeeeeee-ke, Christian Benteeeeeeeee-ke..." & "DER DER DER DER DER DER DER-DER...BEN-TEKE!" I've looked ahead, and can see this being played minutes before kick-off, men with their ukuleles make their way to the seats, whilst the whole mood of VP is lifted by the cheery tune. Sales of Tequila will soar... Been thinking this aswel! Its been doing the facebook rounds!!! Real party feel to the chant aswelll DEr derrr derr der derrr derr derrr ... BENTEKE!!!! UTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonvillage Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 My lord I also have been thinking about using tequila reading have stopped singing it and it would be quality let's get it started!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeVillan Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Me and my mates had a ready made one for Bentekkers last season, but as always they're going to be hard to start! Reading used it for Le Fondre, and for some reason they've decided to copy everyone else with the boring "Ohhhh Adam Le Fondre" now, so we should take this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I Imagine our away following dividing up with "Christian Benteeeeeee-ke, Christian Benteeeeeeeee-ke..." & "DER DER DER DER DER DER DER-DER...BEN-TEKE!" I've looked ahead, and can see this being played minutes before kick-off, men with their ukuleles make their way to the seats, whilst the whole mood of VP is lifted by the cheery tune. Sales of Tequila will soar... Me and my mates had a ready made one for Bentekkers last season, but as always they're going to be hard to start! Reading used it for Le Fondre, and for some reason they've decided to copy everyone else with the boring "Ohhhh Adam Le Fondre" now, so we should take this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I Imagine our away following dividing up with "Christian Benteeeeeee-ke, Christian Benteeeeeeeee-ke..." & "DER DER DER DER DER DER DER-DER...BEN-TEKE!" I've looked ahead, and can see this being played minutes before kick-off, men with their ukuleles make their way to the seats, whilst the whole mood of VP is lifted by the cheery tune. Sales of Tequila will soar... Been thinking this aswel! Its been doing the facebook rounds!!! Real party feel to the chant aswelll DEr derrr derr der derrr derr derrr ... BENTEKE!!!! UTV My lord I also have been thinking about using tequila reading have stopped singing it and it would be quality let's get it started!!!!!! You have so many accounts just stick to one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeVillan Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 A chant here for Guzan. It goes, Come on Guzan, Come on Guzan, Come on Guzan... Guuuzan! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8RCFqwv8wg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLord Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Cheers for the support boys! Credit has to go to a lad called Pri for this, he's pretty sly for a Pri-guy! In other news; 10 bottles of beer standing on the bar, And if Bar-ry Bannan, decides to drive his car, There'd be 9 bottles of beer standing the bar... Repeat & enjoy All the best, UTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonvillage Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 (edited) More accounts? And ifff... Bar-ry bannan decides to drive his car There'll be 10 bottles of beer standing on the bar! Edited August 11, 2013 by antonvillage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Jores Okore You make us come down the villa Jores Okore Because your tackle's a winner Jores Okore You fulfil our dreams Jores Okore When we watch you on streams To the tune of 'In the navy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Carlsen Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 One for helenius Wake me up by avicii when it kicks in. Dededededededede niklaus helenius But.... cocaine & fighting is not in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Carlsen Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Ooooh-OoOoooOoh ALEK-SANDER TONEV Call him goalev He's 'bout to smash one in To the tune of money, money, money by abba. Not many things rhymes with tonev, feel free to change last two lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Carlsen Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Aaaahh heeeeeeeeeeeee eeeey It's Jores Okore And repeat to the tune of Sex is on fire by Kings of Leon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan_007 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 This was fantastic yesterday at Wigan . Loads were singing it later & sounded great click me Can't quite make out the words? "He's no good at skiing and he's no Johann Bach, He can't ride a bobsleigh but he's king at Villa Park, Ohhhh Andy Weimann, He's a striker from Austriaaa" ? I like it but isn't bach german?? which makes the song null and void? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooh-Ah Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Quick one... The Sylla chant, I've heard it but I can't make out the tune...? That Helenius one is brilliant. Although it does kind of sound like we're saying that we like to do Nicklas Helenius. ("We like to fight and do cocaine and Nicklas Helenius.") Reminds me of Chelsea's Josh McEachran chant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scIQoltJu_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulver Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 the nephew's bored today so i gave him a chant project. so far we've had the following For Luna : to the Sali, Salifou tune .. Spanish with a beard like Zeus Tony, Tony Moon For Helenius, to the John Carew, Carew, He's bigger than me and you tune Niklaas Helenius He's bigger than a bus And now he plays for us Oh Helenius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstonMartyn88 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I love the sylla chant. Sylla sylla sylla He loves the **** villa villa villaWooaaaaaah oooooooohhhhhh (or something along those lines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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