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I liked the idea of a Ron Vlaar chant to "Da do run run" so I made my own version:

"He was spotted in Holland by a Villa scout,

We love Ron Ron Vlaar, we love Ron Vlaar.

Mess with the big man and he’ll knock you out!

We love Ron Ron Vlaar, we love Ron Vlaar.

Yeah, his dream came true,

Now he’s claret and blue,

And when he scores a goal,

We love Ron Ron Vlaar, we love Ron Vlaar!"

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Vlaar Vlaar whoever you may be

You came from Holland with El Ahmadi

You've got a bad knee and you've got short hair

But you play for the villa so we don't care

Or something like that?

Vlaar Vlaar whereever you may be

You wear wooden shoes in your home country

It could be worse you could be a nose

??????

I like this how about:

Vlaar Vlaar whereever you may be

You wear wooden shoes in your home country

You might be fast,

Or fancy with your feet,

But you aint getting past Ronald Vlaar

CONCRETE!

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Heard this on a train on the way back from Forest and it made me chuckle:

Ten dalmatians walking down the street,

Ten dalmatians walking down the street,

And is Carson Yeung should accidentally eat,

There'll be nine dalmatians walking down the street.

Nine dalmatians walking down the street,

And if Carson Yeung should accidentally eat,

There'll be eight dalmatians walking down the street... etc.

Think I just liked the imagery of accidentally eating a dalmatian.

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Because Perth Glory is so far away from any other A-League team, we often sing. eg: If we are playing sydney.

Can you hear sydney sing

No No

Can you hear sydney sing

No No

Can you hear sydney sing

I cant hear a **** thing

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Because Perth Glory is so far away from any other A-League team, we often sing. eg: If we are playing sydney.

Can you hear sydney sing

No No

Can you hear sydney sing

No No

Can you hear sydney sing

I cant hear a **** thing

We enjoy singing that to Cockneys (replace Sydney with Cockney)

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To the tune of NRC

Ooh ooh ooh Karim El Ahmadi

Repeat

I came into this thread to suggest this! But 'do's not 'ooh's...

Do, do, dooo, Karim El Ahmadi

I like this one - it's easier than that 'Rock the Casbah' song

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