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We really need to get some songs printed in the match day programmes or get the onto the big screen for EVERYONE to see.

IIRC the General said that he'd look into it if we gave him a list of songs.... there are a good few on here and with the season round the corner I hope we can get something sorted!

if everyone is happy with the songs on the front page of this thread, then I think we hand them over the General and hopefully he can get something sorted!

I think there's a few more songs that have been suggested, that are popular too since the front page article. Would be nice if the club would get involved.

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Something along the lines of:

A little bit of Gordon between the posts,

A little bit of Laursen at the back,

A little bit of Barry with the armband,

A little bit of Agbonlahor down the sides,

A little bit of Carew thats what we need,

Lets all hear Villa Park go Do-La-Lee!

I havent heard one like this around

Help and as to wether we have one like this or not greatly appreciated :D

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And just for North Standers:

Ive got an idea for a good chant

it could be used at every game!

Dont knw if ppl will agree with it tho!

Well anyway for the redscouse we'll just go,

'Nicked the Scousers seats, Nicked the Scousers seats!'

Or something like thus!

We can just change the team name every time!

Any thoughts, suggestions?

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B90: Do you mean me? Youre not exactly being specific, use quotes or something like that to make sure that people knw who your on about!

Change your signature, it's not Yippie kay ye, i told you the other day thats what Bruce Willis says in Die Hard but you still haven't changed it

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Good luck to everyone at the 'pool match today if they try starting any of these chants, either in the pub before the game and/or at the match. I'm at a wedding so can't go myself, but I'll be listening carefully to you all on th recording of the match off Setanta!!

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Did I hear at least one rendition of Culture Club Chameleon Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, from

Upper Holte LH side?

I know Holte sang the other one too, but thought I heard this one too

Yes you did julie.

There was a song in the upper holte yestrday id not heard before. i only actually got a couple of lines as the majority drowned it out with something else.

The line i got where, " they say that they shower but we know the truth"

Can anyone tell me the rest.

Thanks in advance

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Colin01

Some say that St Andrews is a wonderful place

Ive been there myself it's a f'ing disgrace

They say they've got showers but we know the truth,

there's a hole in the roof where the rain pisses through

Singin, we hate oh we hate the city, we hate the city, we do,

Oh we hate, oh we hate the city and we love it when them bastards lose.

Didnt hear one version of BIRMINGHAM are you listening... on saturday :cry:

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S. Carson:

(To tune of "Quando, Quando, Quando")

'When will you sign up for us?

Tell me Carson, Carson, Carson.

We are gonna win the league,

Please don't go back to the Scouse.'

M. Laursen:

(To tune of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction")

'Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo,

Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo,

You can't get past, Martin Laursen.

Pure Danish class, Martin Laursen.

And they've tried, and they've tried, and they've tried, and they've tried,

But they can't get past...'

I. Osbourne:

(To tune of "Cecelia")

'Oh Isiah,

You're breaking up play, you're better than Claude Makèlèlè.

Oh Isiah,

I'm up to your knee,

You're twenty foot three you're a giant'

(To tune of "Vieira")

'Isiah, woah-oh, Isiah, woah-oh,

Look up and you will see,

He's bigger than a tree,

Isiah, woah-oh, Isiah, woah-oh...'

C. Gardner:

(To tune of "Amore")

'He's genuine class,

He can volley and pass,

Craigy Gardner.

He covers the grass,

He'll put you on your ass,

Craigy Gardner'

N. Reo-Coker:

(To tune of "Rooney, Rooney...)

'Reo, Reo...'

A. Young:

(To tune of "There's only one...")

'Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley's better than Ronaldo,

Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley's better than Ronaldo'

G. Agbonlahor:

(To tune of "There's only one...")

'Faster than a cheetah,

Gabby's faster than a cheetah,

Faster than a cheetah,

Gabby's faster than a cheetah'

More to come, I'm tired!

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S. Carson:

(To tune of "Quando, Quando, Quando")

'When will you sign up for us?

Tell me Carson, Carson, Carson.

We are gonna win the league,

Please don't go back to the Scouse.'

M. Laursen:

(To tune of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction")

'Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo,

Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo,

You can't get past, Martin Laursen.

Pure Danish class, Martin Laursen.

And they've tried, and they've tried, and they've tried, and they've tried,

But they can't get past...'

I. Osbourne:

(To tune of "Cecelia")

'Oh Isiah,

You're breaking up play, you're better than Claude Makèlèlè.

Oh Isiah,

I'm up to your knee,

You're twenty foot three you're a giant'

(To tune of "Vieira")

'Isiah, woah-oh, Isiah, woah-oh,

Look up and you will see,

He's bigger than a tree,

Isiah, woah-oh, Isiah, woah-oh...'

C. Gardner:

(To tune of "Amore")

'He's genuine class,

He can volley and pass,

Craigy Gardner.

He covers the grass,

He'll put you on your ass,

Craigy Gardner'

N. Reo-Coker:

(To tune of "Rooney, Rooney...)

'Reo, Reo...'

A. Young:

(To tune of "There's only one...")

'Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley's better than Ronaldo,

Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley's better than Ronaldo'

G. Agbonlahor:

(To tune of "There's only one...")

'Faster than a cheetah,

Gabby's faster than a cheetah,

Faster than a cheetah,

Gabby's faster than a cheetah'

More to come, I'm tired!

Very nice, particularly like the Isiah 'Vieira' and Gardner 'Amore' ones.

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long time lurker first time poster, some of the chants are class, though id add my two cents, apologies if they have been posted before but havent gone through the whole thread yet.

Aston Villa bigger than Jesus

Come have a look if you dont believe us

Johnny went out to cut the wood Carew! Carew!

Johnny went out to cut the wood Carew! Carew!

Johnny went out to cut the wood Milan Baros's name is mud!

Cause weve got big Johnny **** Carew!

Keep up the good work by the way

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