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We need to get continuity as to the chants we will be singing for each player for the team in general etc. Put your suggestions in this thread

Villa

[to this tune]

Oooh, Aston Villa

The mighty Villa

Let's show the world

Aston Villa fans are the greatest of them all

and with this very anthem, we'll sing a little more

[repeat]

Holte Enders in the sky

The greatest team

[To the tune of New York New York: http://tinyurl.com/yp5yaz]

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – VILLA.. VILLA..

Our European blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it – VILLA.. VILLA..

We wanna wake up and beat City.. to a pulp,

To think they're Premier League.. that's just a joke!

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ll make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you – VILLA.. VILLA..

Management

Randy Lerner:

There's only one Randy Lerner!

[To the tune of White Christmas with scarfs held aloft - awesome scenes]

I'm thanking one Randy Lerner,

he's come and saved our football club.

He has given us money,

to spend quite freely,

and we are gona win the European Cup!

General Krulak:

[i'm thinking something along the lines of the chant you hear on American army films]

Sound off, 1, 2, sound off, 3, 4.

General Krulak knows the score.

Sound off, 5, 6, sound off, 7, 8.

He's a Villa fan make no mistake!

[To the tune Le Arse used to sing - Viera, ooooo Viera]

The General,

oooooooooo

The General,

oooooooooo

The General,

A vetran from I-Raq,

He's got the Villa's Back

(repeat)

MON

Martin, Martin give us a wave.

Martin O'neills Claret and Blue army.

Players

Gareth Barry

[To the tune of Captain Bucky O'Hare]

Gareth, Captain Gareth Barry,

He plays for Aston Villa and he is the key.

Gareth, Captain Gareth Barry

Chelsea, United, he'll have you for tea!

OH DEAR, NEEDS ALOT OF WORK

{to the tune of my old mans a dustman]

Gareth Barry's magic,

He wears a magic hat.

He should play for England,

But McClaren is a clearing in the woods

John Carew

Carew, Carew, Carew is on fire

John Carew, John Carew, John Carew, John Carew na na.....

Bigger than me and you etc.

Gabby

Gabriel Agbonlahorrrr

Fast as ****...

Ashley Young

[to the tune of mickey mouse]

A.S.H.L.E.Y - Y.O.U.N.G

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He'll skin you down the flank

and he'll stick one in the bank

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

His feet are really tricky

and he'll make you look shitty

Ay Ay Ashley

Freddie Bouma

Bouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuma

Bouma, Bouma, Bouma

Boom Boom Boom let me hear ya say Bouma, BOUMA!' (like we used to sing for Savo)

Petrov

[To Royal Britannia]

Stilyian Petrov, he came from Celtic Park.

Now he's a Villan and that is just the start.

He's here to score goals, from close up and a far.

We've got him so who needs Steve Gerrard?

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General Villa, to this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fONyDesdPKc

Oooh, Aston Villa

My might Villa

Let's win the cup

We conquered Europe in 1982

And next years winners will be the boys in claret and blue

NEEDS WORK

This could be FANTASTIC.

Lyrics need more work though but could you imagine VP all standing on their feet clapping like that? Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up just imagining it.

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I'm kidda working on this one too... the 4th and 5th lines are hard :(

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa hav' by far the best support in'da world

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

I think i've sorted the 5th line :) but the 4th needs work

I thinks its 90% there now

Or

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa fans are the greatest in'da world

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa fans are the greatest of them all

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

or lol

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa's holte end is the best stand in'da world

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

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Bouma:

'Boom Boom Boom let me hear ya say Bouma, BOUMA!' (like we used to sing for Savo)

Gabby:

'Ga-bb-y Agbonlahor (the one we sing now)

or 'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes fast as **** hes fast as fuuuuuuuuck'

Petrov:

(nice and imple) 'Stilian Petrov clap clap clap clap Stilian Petrov'

Young:

'Ashley Young, Ashley Young' (to the tune of how Liverpool sing their song)

Maloney:

'When the ball hits the goal it's not Drogba or Scholes it's Maloney'

Barry:

'Gareth Barry's magic

he wears an England cap

he plays on the left wing and left or centre back

he scores them with his left foot he scores them with his right

and when we play the City he makes them all look sh!te'

Laursen:

'Martin Laursen woooah

Martin Laursen woooah

he is Tommy's mate

we think he's fcukin great' :roll: :lol:

Any suggestions for Gardner?

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I'm kidda working on this one too... the 4th and 5th lines are hard :(

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa hav' by far the best support in'da world

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

I think i've sorted the 5th line :) but the 4th needs work

I thinks its 90% there now

Or

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa fans are the greatest in'da world

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa fans are the greatest of them all

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

or lol

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show them all

Aston villa's holte end is the best stand in'da world

and with this finest anthem, we'll go and sing a'lil more

Hang your head in shame.

'bestest stand in da world'

are you from 'da streetz' gav?

It was to emphasize that 'the' was to be say quickly to keep-in with the beep.

Oh... and no, i'm not from 'da streetz'

How about this? I don't mind the first version (tweaked a little) either and we could have two verses?

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

We've won the cup

We conquered Europe in 1982

And that can't be said for our neighbours in blue

Oooh, Aston Villa

My mighty Villa

Let's show the world

Aston Villa fans are the greatest of them all

and with this very anthem, we'll sing a little more

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Hows the Randy Lerner chant I wrote being accepted?

[To the tune of White Christmas with scarfs held aloft - awesome scenes]

I'm thanking one Randy Lerner,

he's come and saved our football club.

He has given us money,

to spend quite freely,

and we are gona win the European Cup!

and the Ashley Young chant:

[to the tune of mickey mouse]

A.S.H.L.E.Y - Y.O.U.N.G

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He'll skin you down the flank

and he'll stick one in the bank

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

His feet are really tricky

and he'll make you look shitty

GB?:

To the tune of Captain Bucky O'Hare]

Gareth, Captain Gareth Barry,

He plays for Aston Villa and he is the key.

Gareth, Captain Gareth Barry

Chelsea, United, the rest of you will flee.

MON?:

[To the tune of Poddington Pea's]

Down at the Bodymoor Heath,

Where all the villa boys train.

Martin O'Neill runs the rules,

to make us a winning team.

One I wrote for Petrov too:

[To Royal Britannia]

Stilyian Petrov, he came from Celtic Park.

Now he's a Villain and that is just the start.

He's here to score goals, from close up and a far.

We've got him so who needs Steve Gerrard?

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Got bored so had a quick go!

To the tune of New York New York:

http://tinyurl.com/yp5yaz

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – A..V..F..C..

Our European blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it – A..V..F..C..

We wanna wake up in a city, that doesnt sleep

And find were champions - top of the heap

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ll make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you – A..V..F..C..

A..V..F..C..

We wanna to wake up in a city, that never sleeps

And find were A number one, top of the list, king of the hill

A number one

Those small time blues, OH their going to pay

Were gonna make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

And if we can make it there, were gonna make it anywhere

It up to you – A...V..F..C..

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Got bored so had a quick go!

To the tune of New York New York:

http://tinyurl.com/yp5yaz

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – A..V..F..C..

Our European blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it – A..V..F..C..

We wanna wake up in a city, that doesnt sleep

And find were champions - top of the heap

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ll make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you – A..V..F..C..

A..V..F..C..

We wanna to wake up in a city, that never sleeps

And find were A number one, top of the list, king of the hill

A number one

Those small time blues, OH their going to pay

Were gonna make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

And if we can make it there, were gonna make it anywhere

It up to you – A...V..F..C..

My early memories of villa park was when yorke was playing for us and the whole of the ground singing it... has to be the best chant that i've heard at VP.

i like this one! good job.... but i prefer VILLA VILLA rather than A...V...F...C or even ASTON VILLA would work

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – VILLA.. VILLA

Our European blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it – VILLA.. VILLA

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RE: New York, New York.....super super stuff mate! Agreed that I prefer VILLA, VILLA, instead of AVFC. I feel that this is something everyone could sing before and at the end of the match in the same way that Liverpool & Celtic do with You'll Never Walk Alone!

Tubz....the Petrov one is good, might need a bit of fine tuning, which I'll have a think about when I get a chance but good start. I don't know the Mickey Mouse or Captain Bucky O'Hare tunes, so when I get a chance to look for them, I will give feedback on them.

I like that we're getting a bit of imagination, that is the most important thing I think, you know to make us stand out from the rest. Keep up the good work and I'll try and come up with some asap.

Villa! Villa!

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Is the General going to put these on the other websites so all other fans know about them? My particular favourite atm is the 'ooh aston villa, my might villa...'. Plenty of time to learn the songs as well.

wonder if the board could arrange the words of the songs to be displayed on the big screens or if they could print the lyrics in the match day programmes

I pm'd the general earlier today and he would be interested to know what we come up with in it's entirety. If we can use this thread to get idea's down, we can then refine a complete list of songs to sing for next season.

It would be good to have something concrete in place by the start of the season I think and if the General likes it we can try and get something published to distribute to the fans. It would be ideal to have a song sheet or something like that which can be handed out on the supporters buses or with teh programs.

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Good idea for the New York tune. Here's my take on it

[To the tune of New York New York: http://tinyurl.com/yp5yaz]

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – VILLA.. VILLA..

Our European blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it – VILLA.. VILLA..

We wanna wake up and beat City.. to a pulp,

To think they're Premier League.. that's just a joke!

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ll make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park..

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you – VILLA.. VILLA..

Anybody know the Mellberg chant? And the proper one that the Holte sing for Luke Moore?

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IMO - the 'new york' and 'ooh aston villa, my might villa...' should be the main chants to refine and get down on a chant sheet

Don't get too excited too soon, there is plenty of time before the new season starts :P

Check the very first post of this thread where I have been compiling all of the chants that people have been writing. Any more that pop up will go in there and we can then look at refining them when idea's become more sparse.

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I still like the one to the tune of We Are Sailing, we might need to sign a few players with 4 syallables in their name for it to work now...

This is roughly how it went:

Olof Mellberg

Liam Ridgewell

Gary Cahill

and Luke Moore

Gareth Barry

Gavin McCann

Steven Davis,

AGBONLAHOOOOOOOOOR.

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Good idea for the New York tune. Here's my take on it

[To the tune of New York New York: http://tinyurl.com/yp5yaz]

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – VILLA.. VILLA..

Our European blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it – VILLA.. VILLA..

We wanna wake up and beat City.. to a pulp,

To think they're Premier League.. that's just a joke!

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ll make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park..

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you – VILLA.. VILLA..

Anybody know the Mellberg chant? And the proper one that the Holte sing for Luke Moore?

For the record I agree with the VILLA bit instead of my AVFC howerver I think the beating Blues to a pulp bit is wrong. Firstly I can't see the club printing any songsheet that advocates fighting with our local rivals and secondly we need to stop paying them any attention. I know I included the line 'Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay' but to be honest it was only because it was the only thing I could think of that fitted! It also need a couple of very small changes to fit to the music so can I suggest:

Start spreading the news, The lions ready to roar

We want to be a part of it – VILLA..VILLA..

Our European blues, are fading away

Were at the very heart of it – VILLA..VILLA..

We wanna wake up the lion, from his sleep

And find were champions - top of the heap

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ll make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you – VILLA..VILLA..

VILLA..VILLA..

We wanna wake up the lion, from his sleep

And find were A number one, top of the list, king of the hill

A number one

Those small time blues, OH their going to pay

Were gonna make a brand new start of it - in Villa Park

And if we can make it there, were gonna make it anywhere

It up to you – VILLA..VILLA..

Even though I'm blowing my on trumpet I really like this idea because it's a real belter that everyone knows, a proper anthem. I don't think it would be that hard to get started especially if there was a piped instrumental. It's singing about us going into our new era, awakening the lion as such. Then theres the american connection?

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Csn someone PLEEEAAASEEE !!!

Get the carew chant going for Vindaloo - the "on fire" is truly bloody awful and i bet if you sit anywhere past 30 yrds away from the holte you wouldn't be able to hear it !!!

And how about

Oh Randy - Oh randy - you're the greatest the holte end say !

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