theunderstudy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 To the tune of the one at the top of the page... that one. His name is Darren Bent, he doesn't wear a snood. He chose us over Mackems 'cos we offered human food. He doesn't have to live in the North East, where the sun don't ever shine - It's Darren Ashley Bent, and he's Villa's 39! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 i've had baby give it up going round my head since the minute this story broke... there's got to be a better one that that, the cheer up stevie bruce one is good, works with Geordie bastard too, the challenge is to fit "potato head" into a bent song for a couple of weeks then have something original for him, at least "there's only one darren bent" doesn't fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 i've had baby give it up going round my head since the minute this story broke... there's got to be a better one that that, the cheer up stevie bruce one is good, works with Geordie bastard too, the challenge is to fit "potato head" into a bent song for a couple of weeks then have something original for him, at least "there's only one darren bent" doesn't fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benireduk Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 How about this to the tune of the old Gary Shaw song?? Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Darren Darren Bent When he gets the ball he's gonna score Darren Darren Bent It fits quite nicely and would catch on easily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Same tune as the Ashes one for Mitchell Johnson The Mackems he left On a cold Tuesday Ni-i-ight That boy from Tooting Thought Sunderland were shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 i've had baby give it up going round my head since the minute this story broke... there's got to be a better one that that, the cheer up stevie bruce one is good, works with Geordie bastard too, the challenge is to fit "potato head" into a bent song for a couple of weeks then have something original for him, at least "there's only one darren bent" doesn't fit That is the best one! By far. Its so catchy Iv been waiting for it since Young signed but we never used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoody Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Cheer up Stevie Bruce Oh what can it mean To a, sad Mackem bastard with no, Bent in his teaaaam Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I thought this up last night... to the tune of "Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen..." Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Scoring through the night, Darren Bent, Darren Bent, He is dynamite, Scores with his leeeefft, Scores with his riiiigghtt, Darren Beennnnnt, Darren Bennnnnnttttt, (then repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holtender1987 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 maybe a bit boring and obvious but: from there, from there he scores from everywhere darren bent, darren bent. easy for now and would be ok to see whole of the holte pointing in different directions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 maybe a bit boring and obvious but: from there, from there he scores from everywhere darren bent, darren bent. easy for now and would be ok to see whole of the holte pointing in different directions What about my Robin Hood chant? (I was chuffed when I thought that up!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanWA Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Darren sent it to his left Darren sent it to his right He Bent it round the post His F....... dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul34 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 OOOh the grand old juke of france he got us darren bent he,ll hit the back of the net so hard he,ll leave a f##king dent......all together now...oooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolgthevillan Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I back the Ghost Riders campaign. I've thought it should be our anthem for ages. Don't know any other team that uses that chorus. Also, to the tune of "chanson d'amour" Jean Deux Makoun Rat ta tat ta tat From Cameroon He plays for Villa Rat ta tat ta tat Jean Deux, Jean Deux, Makoun It makes me smile anyway Can we please have an original Darren Bent song though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 My Girl.... Well, I guess you'll say What can make me feel this way? Ma-koun. (Makoun, makoun) Talkin' 'bout Ma-koun. (Makoun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edkins15 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Whose that scoring with his left and his right, Is it Didier Drogba no he's shite, No it isnt Wayne Rooney, He's a f**king looney Darren Bent is F**king dynamite... Then just repeat rather than use the I I bit. I know its supposed to be used for A Young but the verse never gets sung (well very rarely). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Cheer up Stevie Bruce Oh what can it mean To a, sad Mackem bastard with no, Bent in his teaaaam Like it SOV but I would go something like Cheer up Stevie Bruce, Oh what can it mean, To be a, sad spud-faced bastard, with no, Bent in his team Whatever version is used, I think it would be sung quite freely around Villa Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 OOOh the grand old juke of france he got us darren bent he,ll hit the back of the net so hard he,ll leave a f##king dent......all together now...oooh Actually love this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloangel18 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Gotta be nanananananana for darren bent tomoz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodytom Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I thought this up last night... to the tune of "Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen..." Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Scoring through the night, Darren Bent, Darren Bent, He is dynamite, Scores with his leeeefft, Scores with his riiiigghtt, Darren Beennnnnt, Darren Bennnnnnttttt, (then repeat) Got a few late kick offs Rob? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Jean Makoun Makoun, He's better than me and you But not more than Salifou, Jean Makoun Makoun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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