Shillzz Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Yeah needless to say, it's not a public toilet exploit. But then, apart from post-cottaging, I don't often find myself harbouring such troubles in public toilets! This hasn't been VillaTalk's finest moment, has it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Its on a par with "How do you wipe yer arse"...... :? The idea technique has already been mentioned unless you have sufficient space to squat over the bowl, hands on one side, knees the other with your gentlemen's are perfectly positioned over the water...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2013 This hasn't been VillaTalk's finest moment, has it. No but we haven't plumbed these depths for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2013 Tuck it under the seat? Now that is weird. Surely it just goes everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 You can always try the mortar technique, but the problems are two-fold; 1) judging your start position and 2) changing position quickly as the stream dissipates without collateral splashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 hand stand ps. wear a mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 hand stand ps. wear a mask I usually have to take the Gimp mask off after sex to have a piss anyway as its attached to the pvc suit my mistress makes me wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 The magnum infinity advert. "You've got to come see this" Cuts to ginger bird tilting her head mouthing 'what' and running off. **** spunk trumpets. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2013 I was going to post my motoring moan of the day but it's going to get lost in the current flow of the topic That pisses me off but shouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I have little doubt this will out me as a tasteless heathen to the music aficionados on here but I like both Pharrell and Daft Punk yet I'm disappointingly underwhelmed with their collaboration. Hopefully it's a grower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Cock pushups? how many cock pushups can you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I have little doubt this will out me as a tasteless heathen to the music aficionados on here but I like both Pharrell and Daft Punk yet I'm disappointingly underwhelmed with their collaboration. Hopefully it's a grower. I wasn't keen on first listen but now its very much whats not to like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 One time I had such a full bladder I managed to start peeing, took a step backwards, bend down just far enough to grab the newspaper on the floor behind me, step back to my starting position and find the TV listings without spilling a drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2013 School record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2013 I have little doubt this will out me as a tasteless heathen to the music aficionados on here but I like both Pharrell and Daft Punk yet I'm disappointingly underwhelmed with their collaboration. Hopefully it's a grower. I really REALLY like it. But I've only heard it thrice, so maybe it gets old fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2013 Cock pushups? how many cock pushups can you do? I guess you can only do one... really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 School record? It was at home actually, if it was at school it wouldn't really matter where it went, at least no one else seemed to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Cock pushups? how many cock pushups can you do? I guess you can only do one... really yeah, one is all you need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 The magnum infinity advert. "You've got to come see this" Cuts to ginger bird tilting her head mouthing 'what' and running off. **** spunk trumpets. Your hate seems to focus largely on adverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Got new medication to go with my amitriptyline and clopidogrel its called gabapentin. It takes away the pain around my eye that I get and the blurred vision in that eye that comes and goes as it pleases. So far its working a treat, I haven't suffered blurred vision, no bloodshot eye, no pain but now I feel really light headed. I should be chuffed that the eye etc is better but its really frustrating that I now feel so light headed. Cant make up my mind which way round is better, eye pain or light headedness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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