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My mate has just cancelled his TV licence because he recons he doesn't watch any TV and only ever watches things on catch up or on demand

I dont think I could do that, I dont watch my TV at all but the catch up stuff does my head in.

Fair enough, but he's still supposed to have a TV licence!

 

I don't think he does.

I'm sure there was a thread on here a couple of weeks ago where it said that if you were purely watching catchup TV on a laptop then you didn't need a license.

 

That would be an interesting defence in court :)

 

 

It usually works.

 

"Rob told me to do it, your honour"

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A reminder of the law

The law states that you need to be covered by a TV Licence if you watch or record television programmes, on any device, as they're being shown on TV. This includes TVs, computers, mobile phones, games consoles, digital boxes and Blu-ray/DVD/VHS recorders.

You don't need a licence if you don't use any of these devices to watch or record television programmes as they're being shown on TV - for example, if you use your TV only to watch DVDs or play video games, or you only watch ‘catch up’ services like BBC iPlayer or 4oD.

 

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Had you filled it with 30000 different versions of "You Suffer" by Napalm Death, though?

 

 

Not my cup of tea but I seen them on MTV years ago and the 'singer' was wearing a Villa shirt. Which was nice.

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Uncontrollable piss-streams.

These enrage me too, especially as I usually know beforehand that it is going to happen (post coitus), and no matter what corrective method I employ to mitigate the spray, a fountain of piss gushes off in 4 different directions, splashing the toilet, walls and floor. I'm furious just thinking about it.

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Uncontrollable piss-streams.

These enrage me too, especially as I usually know beforehand that it is going to happen (post coitus), and no matter what corrective method I employ to mitigate the spray, a fountain of piss gushes off in 4 different directions, splashing the toilet, walls and floor. I'm furious just thinking about it.

 

 

Bite the bullet, and sit :)

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I see your uncontrollable piss-streams and raise you pissing whilst erect.

 

I usually adopt more or less a press up position when this happens. Hands on the cistern.

Very awkward.

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I see your uncontrollable piss-streams and raise you pissing whilst erect.

 

I usually adopt more or less a press up position when this happens. Hands on the cistern.

Very awkward.

 

Ditto. You have to get over the bowl, and aim down. As Ben says, awkward.

 

Alternatively, wait? (unless you've taken viagra?)

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I go for the sit down and wedge it under the rim of the seat option.

 

Warning: Can lead to spillage.

And needs a well maintained seat rim :puke:
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