villaajax Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The woman in Greggs this afternoon holding up a lunchtime queue because she wanted an appropriately warm sausage roll. 'appropriately warm' is that some kind of tax dodge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 my missuses dad knows **** all about football yet takes great delight in talking about villa going down 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 When I first started using Facebook All the photos being posted on there were of drunken nights out and ridiculous escapades, now a good 50 percent is pictures of babies. I'm not sure which is worse. At the risk of being captain obvious, I'll just point out this is what happens when people get older. One of the best things about having kids is how much it seems to piss of people who don't have kids for no reason. This is very much a 'thing that shouldn't, but now I will qualify my TTPYOTS. I don't mind pictures of my friend's children, however, it does bother me slightly that some parents share pictures of their children with sometimes, complete strangers on facebook. I for one, wouldn't have wanted my parents to have done the same thing. Sharing with friends is fine, but often and I think irresponsibly people share pictures of their children with people they barely know. It's okay to have people on facebook who you barely know. It's about connections and it's a line of communication. However unless the individual does, the site itself doesn't distinguish between close friends who you would share intimate pictures of you with your children or people you met at uni 5 years ago and went out with a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 cooking a curry seems to be an automatic ticket to the semi finals if not further on masterchef they always seem to be amazed by them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The split second of grim anticipation, between feeling that you've put you've put your foot under the hot tap and the pain catching up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Facebook has single handedly made me **** despise babies! Help is at hand! http://unbaby.me/ Was just about to post this then saw that Shaun Teale has put up a pic of his new grandkid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 this monumental bellend 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 He does a lot for charidee tho, blud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 (edited) So did Jimmy Saville. He's still a word removed. Edited April 12, 2013 by Ingram85 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Jeez, never thought of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 the plot of 'The Thing' (currently on ITV4!) 3 guys in a room with the body of a dead alien along comes another guy and asks to see Kurt Russel outside in private they go outside, where bloke tells KR he has found a scientist's notes saying the alien isn't really dead and will jump into other people's bodies if we split up 'oh no, but we just left to say that in private, I hope the alien hasn't infected the guys we left alone' do they not have somebody to read a script or a plot to make sure its not basically dumb shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Do not speak bad of the thing! Its a classic. Bit weird as I've not long posted in the film thread about it, watched the DVD, didn't even know it was on telly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 it is indeed a classic I got myself all organised with a coffee and crackers (no biscuits due to inefficient disorganised wife) then that plot device came along, really annoyed me because i was there to enjoy a classic it was probs the lack of biscuits set me on a slippery slope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 A mate of mine on FB has tuned into a Dad Bore. Him and his wife couldn't have kids for years so she had IVF. That eventually worked and 4 years ago a sprog was born. The kid must have had 25 million pictures put on FB. Every day there is something else.And still people "like" it. Retards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted April 13, 2013 Administrator Share Posted April 13, 2013 Facebook's updated Android app needs the ability to draw over other apps. Bye bye facebook app and I'd recommend anyone else not to risk allowing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 13, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 13, 2013 People who reverse into parking bays that were designed to be driven forwards into (you know, the diagonal ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The fact that I am skint (only have £20 till Thursday) I was planning on getting myself a pizza in for the boxing tonight...and I don't have a drop of alcohol in to drink (well there are 3 cans of carling in the kitchen that one of my mates left last week but I don't count that as alcohol) do I **** it and get 8 cans of stella and a pizza then have precisely fook all to live off until Thursday? I ask the question but I know it will be beer and food rather than the sensible option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 (edited) Go to Lidl. You'll have to live on some frozen food of dubious origins for a week but it'll have to do. Plus they do the cheapest beer I've ever had. It comes in these wee bottles that look slightly medicinal. In fact the beer tastes like aniseed... I may have drank a case of medicine by mistake. Edited April 13, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I have enough food in to scrape by until Thursday it just means that I will have precisely fook all to spend on anything until then, I think I mite make a point of going round me mom n dads for dinner tomorrow for dinner, then I can get some money off them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 beers that make a virtue of needing to be really really cold to be drunk don't get me wrong, as a marketing exercise it's brilliant, piss in a bottle that can't be tasted as long as the bottle is cold Had a pint of Brains Black in the City Arms on Thursday night, it was like nectar. Others were drinking bottled beers which, once they were on the table for 10 minutes and not near frozen, you could actually smell that they were rank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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