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People asking me if I want a tea or coffee!!!

I don't drink either, I've never drunk them and I've worked at my firm for 8 years. In 8 years nobody has once seen me with one in my hand, they all know I don't drink them but still every single **** time someone is putting the kettle on they ask "tea, coffee?" usually doing the drinking mime and speaking in a daft voice.

If they were taking the piss I could understand it but there not, they are asking a genuine question in case I've suddenly in the last 30 minutes decided that the last 30 odd years of my life were a mistake and I do in fact like the stuff.

It drives me up the **** wall.

Go random, every time you get a drink ask them if they want a Bovril. Just keep on asking, at some point (Keep a one pence in your pocket) they will "Say I don't like Bovril, stop asking" get penny out and drop on desk from high and walk off..............

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Definitely would.

Im yet to come accross anyone you wouldnt! :lol:

On a side note, i think she looks the type who would definitely be up for some wrong'un action!

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Tracey Barlow...**** witch! :evil:

or the Eastenders equivalent Janine Butcher. Awful awful characters.

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Tracey Barlow...**** witch! :evil:

or the Eastenders equivalent Janine Butcher. Awful awful characters.

There is little to choose between Janine, Tracey, Kerry Catona and Jordan in my hatred stakes!

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if i knew who any of them were id say the TOWIE cast (i think one of them is called amy?) i dont even know them and i hate them with a passion

as for janine, shes just the same as every eastenders female, just like every male character is exactly the same, its the biggest pile of garbage ever to hit our tvs yet it gets huge viewing figures

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if i knew who any of them were id say the TOWIE cast (i think one of them is called amy?) i dont even know them and i hate them with a passion

as for janine, shes just the same as every eastenders female, just like every male character is exactly the same, its the biggest pile of garbage ever to hit our tvs yet it gets huge viewing figures

Just people with nothing better to do

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The new Lily Allen 'song'. It might be called '5 O'Clock in the morning' or something similar, but it is an appalling effort and really doesn't deserve the air time it gets on the radio.

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The new Lily Allen 'song'. It might be called '5 O'Clock in the morning' or something similar, but it is an appalling effort and really doesn't deserve the air time it gets on the radio.

This'll be the same Lily Allen then that quit music a couple of years back to live a "normal life" out of the public eye... she set up a clothes store with a friend and had a fly-on-the-wall documentary following them around.

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Ah, is it not Lily Allen then? It sounds incredibly like her...

*checks*

... no it's definitely Lily Allen. She clearly should have stuck with her 'normal life'.

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I know, dw fella. I entirely agree, she's absolutely full of shit, and every bit as bad as the 'trashy' celebrities that she can regularly be seen criticising in the national media.

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As far as I am aware it's a T-Pain (????) song that uses a Lily Allen sample, to be fair .

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It's time like these I'm glad I never listen to the radio, I blissfully have no idea what song you chaps are on about. :thumb:

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