mjmooney Posted September 18, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2021 Just seen a Christmas ad on TV. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted September 18, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Just seen a Christmas ad on TV. I went into town this morning and saw that someone had put a Father Christmas up in their window. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 The wife isn’t normally allowed to get the weekly shopping from the supermarket, ‘cause she’s crap at it, but today I sent her a list with specific instructions and a chance to prove me wrong. One of the items on the list was diced bacon. Dhe returns with a box of something that can best be described as diced spam. No more. No more! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 18/09/2021 at 21:13, mjmooney said: Just seen a Christmas ad on TV. Lidl already selling the Christmas stollen bites, but that isn't really something for this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 local Spar has stacks of Quality Street and Celebration boxes. Also, more annoying is that the cigarettes and tobacco have to be kept behind a screen, but they do have a massive illuminated cabinet next to the tills with all the vaping products in prime placement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Just cancelled a mid-week away we had booked in October, please allow 35 days for a refund. 35 days! Good job it’s only £100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Play football with this guy. Hardly a game goes by where he doesn't get "injured" Any tackle, late or fair, he's on the floor holding his ankle. Often he hobbles off or goes in goal and saves nothing. Next week he's playing so not that injured then. What is this bloke's problem, you do realise this is a kick about? You're not in the PL pal, nobody is getting sent off and people don't actually behave like this IRL rolling around? Does he have a low pain threshold, is he actually injured, is he a super speedy recoverer, does he like attention? Does he think he's Grealish and getting injured = he's a super slick player drawing fouls and he's too good for us Honestly, I'm at a loss I really am. I'm truly perplexed. Strange guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Kids doing it in junior football really pisses me off. They’ll get a knock and just sit on the ground until the game stops. Then sit there some more, manager runs over to the far side of the pitch, short chat and then they get back on their feet and resume. Every game at least one of them does it, obviously influenced by the pros. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Blocked noses . Joys of getting older but I trimmed by nose hair Sunday and again I’ve got a blocked nose because of it. Add to that a chest infection and it’s making me very irritable . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 21, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Blocked noses . trimmed by nose hair Sunday It didn't work. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, BOF said: It didn't work. That may explain it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Genie said: Kids doing it in junior football really pisses me off. They’ll get a knock and just sit on the ground until the game stops. Then sit there some more, manager runs over to the far side of the pitch, short chat and then they get back on their feet and resume. Every game at least one of them does it, obviously influenced by the pros. YES, YES, YES! And it's always the ones who watch the actual PL that do it way more than anyone else. I've told my lad I'll count how many times he goes down, and then he'll have to do 5 press ups for every time he doesn't get back up. It's a team game, you can't help your team if you're sitting there sulking. Also, there's one kid on his team that cries, even if he misses a shot or gets tackled.. Biggest tit I've ever known in my life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 They don’t even bring out a magic sponge anymore. Hey, you ok? Got a kick on my ankle ok, up we get then. Play on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Genie said: They don’t even bring out a magic sponge anymore. Hey, you ok? Got a kick on my ankle ok, up we get then. Play on Yea! My dad came for the first time Sunday, he couldn't believe they didn't have a magic sponge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 16/09/2021 at 09:49, rodders0223 said: Thank you for contacting this garbage company. Just so you know we offer a portal service where you can download your bills, view your latest statements and query so and so 24/7.... No. You send me this information by email automatically. That's what we're paying you for. Also, I don't think I have ever heard or been given the message "you may find what you need on our website" and actually found what I needed on their website. That was the first place I checked. The website. Obvioulsy. I'm only ringing you because you're one of the shit companies that doesn't have a live chat option 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 21, 2021 50 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Also, there's one kid on his team that cries, even if he misses a shot or gets tackled.. Biggest tit I've ever known in my life. I cried once when I let in a goal. I used to get really really nervous playing football (in goal). I was really shy as a youngster and didn't get on with my team mates that well, plus the manager was a bit shouty. So I felt the pressure big time. Anyway one game I played really well and then let the ball slip through my hands and it went in. And I cried. In front of everyone. What a massive **** vagina 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I cried once when I let in a goal. I used to get really really nervous playing football (in goal). I was really shy as a youngster and didn't get on with my team mates that well, plus the manager was a bit shouty. So I felt the pressure big time. Anyway one game I played really well and then let the ball slip through my hands and it went in. And I cried. In front of everyone. What a massive **** vagina My boy played a team last week and their best player was also a massive cry baby. He did get fouled a couple times, and was pushed off the ball (legally) a few times which I’m sure was frustrating, but he was crying every single time. I was embarrassed for his parents. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 21, 2021 Years ago I knew this lass who played for a women's football team (long before it was fashionable). She once dragged me along to an away game, on the team bus... and I got given the magic sponge gig. All those pulled thigh muscles... <sigh>. Didn't get to share the communal bath, sadly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: What a massive **** vagina This keeps making me laugh for some reason. It's this in combination with you organizing your defense as a massive wizards sleeve of a fanny. Crying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, Stevo985 said: I cried once when I let in a goal. I used to get really really nervous playing football (in goal). I was really shy as a youngster and didn't get on with my team mates that well, plus the manager was a bit shouty. So I felt the pressure big time. Anyway one game I played really well and then let the ball slip through my hands and it went in. And I cried. In front of everyone. What a massive **** vagina Ahh man, in my lads first game the goalkeeper let one through his hands, his dad was running the line and just went down on his haunches. The keeper looked really gutted, looked over at his dad and in a really sad, sorry way said "sorry dad!" I nearly cried for him! My lad likes to be in goal, and I think he'll get to this Sunday as the keeper is going elsewhere, I'm dreading it for him! Edited September 22, 2021 by lapal_fan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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