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Gone to a wedding in Poland today church at 3pm. The air con in our car is **** and it’s 32C. Fair enough that’s our problem, been like this for a year. Turns out there’s NO BEER in the venue. And I don’t mean no free beer. I mean no beer at all. Because the rest of the booze is free, which is great of course. But who gets to a party on a 30+C day and think, “oh I’d love to smash a pint of wine” (ok, big sam), or “I’d love to smash a pint of vodka” (ok, big...). Luckily we heard in advance and bought 2 pilsner urquells nest to the church but **** me, if I’d got there and had no cold beer I would have just **** left

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23 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

I can spot a slider machine about to drop and a predatory paedo from 200 yards.

Thats one for the CV. 

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On 17/06/2021 at 10:17, AvfcRigo82 said:

Betting sites and betting companies.aving been on a bit of a winning streak in the Euro's, with this week mainly - winning nearly £3k since Tuesday (Portugal to win 3-0 and Ronaldo to score last) (Italy to win 3-0 And Immobile to score last) and only small stakes of £100 a time 

 

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3 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

Just bet a few small stakes, £20k on black

My advice to you, Be careful.

- Only bet what you're prepared to lose.

Even better, don't gamble at all.  ;)

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8 hours ago, sidcow said:

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On 17/06/2021 at 11:38, AvfcRigo82 said:

I deposited £50 into my account at the beginning of the tournament

in the end I was betting with their money so to speak.

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6 hours ago, tonyh29 said:

That  for sme

reson  after a session. At

tjbpub  I went  back to my mates and druinkn  a lifer of nailers and it had. Ineect o. Me 

 

Spot on mate. Couldn't have said it better myself. 

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12 hours ago, fightoffyour said:

Just bet a few small stakes, £20k on black

my mate won just over a million quid on one spin of the roulette wheel and 3 million on the night (out to celebrate the birth of my youngest at Star City) wiped 12% off the share price of Stanley Leisure. He gave them all of it back over the next few weeks, and a bit more, not that he cared much 

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37 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

So it seems I was drunk last night. :)

Still have no idea what I was actually trying to write 

Its Demglish for “that for some reason after session at the pub, I went back to my mates and drank a lot of cocktails and for some reason it had no effect on me”. 
I find it frankly astonishing that you could be so fluent and accurate in Demglish after such a session. You were demonstrably, for all to see, unaffected by the alcohol. 

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1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:

my mate won just over a million quid on one spin of the roulette wheel and 3 million on the night (out to celebrate the birth of my youngest at Star City) wiped 12% off the share price of Stanley Leisure. He gave them all of it back over the next few weeks, and a bit more, not that he cared much 

Mr PN?

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15 hours ago, Genie said:

Just noticed in my change from the hairdresser yesterday I got an old pound coin. 

"Change"? Did you get your hair cut in 2019?

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