KenjiOgiwara Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Posh not counted yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 11, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2020 The bloke off Catfish who actually 100% believes he has been ‘dating’ Katie Perry online for the last six years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted August 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2020 At my son’s music lesson and his teacher was telling him about a school she had once teached at and she uttered the phrase “I had 2 boys there”... I’d just removed the Kenneth Williams gif image from my head when she told my son that his fingering was very good damn you Villatalk and the corruption of my mind 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 11, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 11, 2020 Just now, tonyh29 said: and his teacher was telling him about a school she had once teached at I hope the teacher at least used taught 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, bickster said: I hope the teacher at least used taught Damn you Dem and the corruption of my English .... Wouldn’t be so bad if the phone hadn’t underlined the word and told me I was being a retard Edited August 11, 2020 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 11, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 minute ago, tonyh29 said: I blame the Thatcher FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, bickster said: FTFY The milk sneacher? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 11, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2020 14 hours ago, rjw63 said: I just got to letter F (Free is next). You'll be alright now you've got that far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 8 hours ago, sidcow said: You'll be alright now you've got that far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjvilla Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 23 hours ago, KenjiOgiwara said: I don't know why this annoys me so much, and I'm probably even guilty of it myself from time to time. But people who refer to the US as America. Or to Manchester United as United. That just annoys me. Or to Bristol city as Bristol and Sheffield United as Sheffield. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 13 hours ago, tonyh29 said: and told me I was being a retard You can turn this off in spellcheck settings I think, if it gets a bit repetitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 12, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 12, 2020 The missus sent me an irate text earlier this evening She's in the living room watching telly, I'm in the man cave listening to music and semi-working Text comes through.... "turn that f***ing music down" It wasn't me it was a bunch of weapons DJing on the back of a truck driving slowly down the road with some youth in hi-viz jackets brandishing litter pickers (I have no idea by the way, before you ask) It was really sodding loud The reason it pissed me off was that she actually thought I'd play that garbage happy house She really should know better! We also don't really have a litter issue either, so I'm none the wiser on that score 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 I sometimes forget to flick the speaker switch and sit there with headphones on broadcasting music to the nation. I’m usually tipped off by an irate wife standing in the doorway waving furiously. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I’m usually tipped off by an irate wife Whatever floats ya boat 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Just now, Genie said: Whatever floats ya boat I demand a new Kenneth... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I demand a new Kenneth... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 So last night was fun. dog obviously not happy with the storm that was raging, and so at around 2 I trot her over to her water bowl to get a drink. (Rescue dog, previous owner seemingly walloped her if she had any independent thought) I pop into the lean to that the freezer etc are and its got a lovely 5mm of water throughout. It seems the sealant decided last night to perish. So last night 2am, i am mopping and towelling to get rid of the water. Anyhow. A little rain forecast for this week but of course we are going away tonight. Add to that the day after I get back we have people coming to view the house which is for sale. This morning off to b and q and it will be layer upon layer of sealant all day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 13, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 13, 2020 OK that's it, I'm out of my comfort zone, people are behaving out of character, can't cope.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 13, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, Seat68 said: So last night was fun. dog obviously not happy with the storm that was raging, and so at around 2 I trot her over to her water bowl to get a drink. (Rescue dog, previous owner seemingly walloped her if she had any independent thought) I pop into the lean to that the freezer etc are and its got a lovely 5mm of water throughout. It seems the sealant decided last night to perish. So last night 2am, i am mopping and towelling to get rid of the water. Anyhow. A little rain forecast for this week but of course we are going away tonight. Add to that the day after I get back we have people coming to view the house which is for sale. This morning off to b and q and it will be layer upon layer of sealant all day. Buy some gaffer tape just in case 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 54 minutes ago, bickster said: OK that's it, I'm out of my comfort zone, people are behaving out of character, can't cope.... It felt kind of weird doing it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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