bickster Posted April 21, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 21, 2020 3 hours ago, rjw63 said: This **** weather. **** rain FFS. Just seeing my first cloud of the week here. And I mean first single solitary cloud way off near the western horizon. Looks like it might be heading for Blandyshire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 21, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 21, 2020 But onto more mundane matters I've cut my finger open on a broken plate We have no plasters in the first aid kit I currently have half a sanitary towel taped around my finger... I'm half proud at my ingenuity and half... erm this is so wrong 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 21, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, bickster said: Just seeing my first cloud of the week here. And I mean first single solitary cloud way off near the western horizon. Looks like it might be heading for Blandyshire Handover complete. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, bickster said: But onto more mundane matters I've cut my finger open on a broken plate We have no plasters in the first aid kit I currently have half a sanitary towel taped around my finger... I'm half proud at my ingenuity and half... erm this is so wrong That’s an interesting experiment right there. Is there any way you can assess if you’re 50% better at roller skating or sky diving? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 21, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Is there any way you can assess if you’re 50% better at roller skating or sky diving? Not while he's, er, stuck in his pad. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Proper blue blood aint he 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 16 hours ago, rjw63 said: This **** weather. **** rain FFS. I'm with you on this, my garden is turning into 90's Villa Park with the amount of football my lad is playing on it and no rain to help the grass grow. Its crazy we're having such a prolonged period of pleasant, settled, dry weather through bank holidays and school holidays and nobody is allowed on holiday or even out of the house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Genie said: I'm with you on this, my garden is turning into 90's Villa Park with the amount of football my lad is playing on it and no rain to help the grass grow. Its crazy we're having such a prolonged period of pleasant, settled, dry weather through bank holidays and school holidays and nobody is allowed on holiday or even out of the house. I could be here. So annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Genie said: I'm with you on this, my garden is turning into 90's Villa Park with the amount of football my lad is playing on it and no rain to help the grass grow. Its crazy we're having such a prolonged period of pleasant, settled, dry weather through bank holidays and school holidays and nobody is allowed on holiday or even out of the house. Don't forget to dye the sand green before you chuck it on the lawn. It was a trick i learned from Deadly Doug. That & the bicycle kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, rjw63 said: I could be here. So annoying. Looks lovely.. apart from that manky British Leyland car in the foreground 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, rjw63 said: I could be here. So annoying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Wife has just made first complaint to scumbag neighbours about loud UB **** 40 in the garden, while she's trying to work from home (I can't go round because if I lose my shit I'll be in a jail cell). They had a barbeque last saturday, and apparently they're having another one tomorrow? Why **** saturday? Every day is the **** same you brain dead words removed. At least the idiots have turned the shit tunes off so small credit there. I **** hate the summer, and coupled with the lockdown I just want to murder people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Wife has just made first complaint to scumbag neighbours about loud UB **** 40 in the garden, while she's trying to work from home (I can't go round because if I lose my shit I'll be in a jail cell). They had a barbeque last saturday, and apparently they're having another one tomorrow? Why **** saturday? Every day is the **** same you brain dead words removed. At least the idiots have turned the shit tunes off so small credit there. I **** hate the summer, and coupled with the lockdown I just want to murder people. It's the minority that spoil it for everyone else, 1 in 10 maybe. At least if at the BBQ they are not all out robbing, stabbing, shooting and looting. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 24 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: 1 in 10 maybe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 59 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Wife has just made first complaint to scumbag neighbours about loud UB **** 40 in the garden, while she's trying to work from home (I can't go round because if I lose my shit I'll be in a jail cell). They had a barbeque last saturday, and apparently they're having another one tomorrow? Why **** saturday? Every day is the **** same you brain dead words removed. At least the idiots have turned the shit tunes off so small credit there. I **** hate the summer, and coupled with the lockdown I just want to murder people. As soon as you said UB40 I knew they would be trouble! People don't realise how much stress living next to bad/inconsiderate neighbours causes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 30 **** minutes stood in one spot outside Morrisons before I gave up, dozens of people came out, nobody let in, and they wouldn't say why. Very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 24, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2020 Some twunt that lives at the back of ours is clearly learning to play the bagpipes, just sod off to Scotland and do that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 24, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: 30 **** minutes stood in one spot outside Morrisons before I gave up, dozens of people came out, nobody let in, and they wouldn't say why. Very strange. I though Morrisons had plenty of reasons... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Davkaus said: 30 **** minutes stood in one spot outside Morrisons before I gave up, dozens of people came out, nobody let in, and they wouldn't say why. Very strange. May have been they let fewer customers in for the staff to have a quick restock of the shelves but then I don't know why they wouldn't just say so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Been working from home today so haven't had much time to play the bagpipes. Will try again tomorrow and Sunday.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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