Xela Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 21 hours ago, mjmooney said: Rice is boring. The peas are the best bit. There should be a pea fried rice if you want peas. I expect only egg and fried rice in my egg fried rice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 2, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, sharkyvilla said: I could happily eat rice with the curry sauce without the meat tbh. My brother is weird in that he eats his dinner in the order of worst things first and save the best til last so eats all the rice plain, then the curry, then the bhajis rather than mixing it all up. Why bother with the rice at all if you're not using it to soak up the sauce? I do that with roast dinners. Vegetables first (taking my medicine, to get it out of the way), meat and potatoes last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, Wezbid said: I have chips with my curry or Chinese. I feel no shame. Half n half is the only way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 2, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Seat68 said: @blandy changing his profile picture. I started with the "Hats" album cover, then an Owl, then a different Owl, then a Wolf, then a month of me at Wembley, then this one of me at the cricket. 5 changes in 17 years - like some sort of Flibbertigibbet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, blandy said: I started with the "Hats" album cover, then an Owl, then a different Owl, then a Wolf, then a month of me at Wembley, then this one of me at the cricket. 5 changes in 17 years - like some sort of Flibbertigibbet Yeah, but we’ve all learnt about exponential graphs and you are out of control. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 2, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2020 Right. That does it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted April 2, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2020 There's a new series of MasterChef. I didn't know.. iPlayer tells me there's 17 episodes to catch up on. Cool. Except the iPlayer seems to only be showing the signed version of each episode. Which absolutely shouldn't annoy me, it's actually cool they offer the signed version. But I'd rather not watch the version shrunk down with a woman emoting and doing signals covering up the corner of the image. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted April 2, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Seat68 said: @blandy changing his profile picture. I find it helpful, actually. I could never keep @blandy and @OutByEaster? straight in my head when they were both mammals with sharp teeth (a visually recognizable subset of the larger group "Mods that aren't @limpid or @bickster") 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Donald Trump interviews, what an absolute Moron. You need to watch some of them on the red button Sky Q especially as to why he is not wearing a mask. Also that his Covid test was so negative, the doctors had never seen a more negative test He really really winds me up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HanoiVillan Posted April 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2020 I bought a loaf of sliced bread the other day. Opened it today, and half of it is **** hollow. Honestly, genuinely hollow, as in about half of the slices have four crusts and no **** bread between them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Getting sent a quiz in a WhatsApp group and then someone immediately posting all the answers they’ve got. Yeah cheers Karen, no one else wanted to play anyway. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kurtsimonw Posted April 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Getting sent a quiz in a WhatsApp group and then someone immediately posting all the answers they’ve got. Yeah cheers Karen, no one else wanted to play anyway. Look at me! Look how smart I am! There's a few people on Facebook that repost those stupid "If you can find the M (in a picture full of Ws) you're a genius" type pictures, with "I found it right away". Oh well done mate, I'm sure your Mensa welcome pack is in the post. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 6, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 hours ago, kurtsimonw said: Look at me! Look how smart I am! There's a few people on Facebook that repost those stupid "If you can find the M (in a picture full of Ws) you're a genius" type pictures, with "I found it right away". Oh well done mate, I'm sure your Mensa welcome pack is in the post. Yep. A friend of my mom’s does this. “only geniuses can get 80% on this quiz” and he reposts it saying “I got 10 out of 10!” blocked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted April 6, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2020 I love the irony of them. You've got to be some quite specialist level of idiot to post how brilliantly you did in them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, Troglodyte said: I love the irony of them. You've got to be some quite specialist level of idiot to post how brilliantly you did in them. Yes exactly, they are an intelligence test, but just not in the way that the people who gleefully do them think. Theres an awful lot of people doing those “here’s a huge amount of personal information about me that could easily be used for identity fraud” type posts too. Idiots. When they get robbed the banks should refuse to cover their losses due to stupidity. Edited April 7, 2020 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 7, 2020 Moderator Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 04/04/2020 at 10:30, Robtaylor200 said: Donald Trump interviews, what an absolute Moron. You need to watch some of them on the red button Sky Q especially as to why he is not wearing a mask. Also that his Covid test was so negative, the doctors had never seen a more negative test He really really winds me up Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen in an inflatable suit. That makes his interviews and press conferences much more understandable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 17 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Yep. A friend of my mom’s does this. “only geniuses can get 80% on this quiz” and he reposts it saying “I got 10 out of 10!” blocked The one lad that always does it used to work at my place, and he's really thick as shit. We did a team building thing at a pub quiz, it came to the general knowledge round and he said "I don't know that stuff". What the **** do you mean you don't know general knowledge!? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 7, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted April 7, 2020 34 minutes ago, kurtsimonw said: The one lad that always does it used to work at my place, and he's really thick as shit. We did a team building thing at a pub quiz, it came to the general knowledge round and he said "I don't know that stuff". What the **** do you mean you don't know general knowledge!? He probably means "anything except sport and TV". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: He probably means "anything except sport and TV". He knows a bit about Harry Potter and Nicki Minaj... that's pretty much it. I'm not even joking. Unfortunately no rounds based on either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 04/04/2020 at 20:49, HanoiVillan said: I bought a loaf of sliced bread the other day. Opened it today, and half of it is **** hollow. Honestly, genuinely hollow, as in about half of the slices have four crusts and no **** bread between them. It's that new Cave Bread I think. Afaik it's specifically for people who want to lose a few pounds and have curly hair. Quite niche. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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